Amid Search for Killer, Lawsuit Reveals FBI Director Spent His Time Creating a Challenge Coin That Says ‘Ka$h’

Thanks for doing *something*, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

Published 2 months ago in Facepalm

As we enter day two of the FBI not being able to find the person who shot Charlie Kirk, people are beginning to wonder what the heck they’re doing over there. We already know that they have access to all of our information and that they’re constantly monitoring us — what’s the point of doing all that if you can’t catch the criminals you say you want to catch?


It turns out, the FBI might just be busy with other things. Specifically, journalist Will Sommer recently revealed that, according to a recent lawsuit, FBI Director Kash Patel has spent his time in office not improving the efficiency of the agency, but instead creating a challenge coin.



The message on that challenge coin? “Ka$h Patel.” I’m sorry, but does our government really have to be this soy?


Not only did the challenge coin have this stupid message on it, but the lawsuit alleges that it wasn’t the size of a normal challenge coin. Rather than a silver-dollar sized piece, this one was significantly larger. It’s a bit hack, but you guys gotta make it a lot less obvious that you’re compensating for something.

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