Antonio Brown Claims "The Game Need Me," Wants To Play Again

AB: "The game need me"

NFL: Um... about that

By damn_nation_inc

Published 5 years ago in Facepalm

Antonio Brown


Another day, another bats**t insane set of tweets from Antonio Brown


After being cut from the New England Patriots last week for sending threatening texts to a woman who is currently suing him for sexual misconduct, AB had tweeted that he was done with the NFL. 


AB @AB84 · Sep 22 Will not be playing in the @NFL anymore these owners can cancel deals do whatever they want at anytime we will see if the @NFLPA hold them accountable sad they can just void guarantees anytime going on 40m 2 months will see if they pay up !


His agent, however, claims that several teams are still interested in signing him. and today, the controversial but inarguably talented receiver tweeted out that he still wants to play:


AB @AB84 · 1h I’m still the best why stop now

 AB @AB84 · 1h The game need me I’m like test answers

 AB @AB84 · 1h Big 4X Quote Tweet Will Noonan @willnoonan · 1h Replying to @AB84 Bro. Let's try and play for 4 NFL teams this year.


Obviously, Twitter was quick to jump in on making fun of the flip-flopping:


Matt Clark @TheOGClarkster · 8m I bet Antonio Brown is gonna be really popular in Africa

NFL memes - happy african kids the Antonio Brown jerseys have arrived

nfl memes - the year is 2021. After being released by the Packers, Antonio Brown is now the first player ever to be signed and cut from every single NFL team.

Eric Andre shooting meme - Antonio Brown how could the NFL do this to me

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Frankie Muniz Wants Lizzo To Put Malcolm On The Bottom, Use Him Like A Purse

Well, there go the last shreds of purity from my childhood.

By damn_nation_inc

Published 5 years ago in Funny

Frankie Muniz and Lizzo


Frankie Muniz has stayed busy in the 13 years since Malcolm in the Middle went off the air - he's been involved in the music scene as a drummer and a manager, he's gotten engaged, he's opened an olive oil store, and more. Now, it seems he wants to go back into acting - specifically, acting as a purse for hip-hop's current hottest act, Lizzo.


Muniz tweeted about wanted to live out some kinks with her early yesterday morning:

Frankie Muniz ✔ @frankiemuniz Hey @lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse... put a chain around me and I'll hold your stuff for you... just sayin.  118K 11:19 AM - Sep 25, 2019

If that tweet is any indication - and we're not sure why it wouldn't be - Muniz is a sub who would love nothing more than to have Lizzo "put a chain around [him] and hold [her] stuff." While we're definitely happy he's confident enough to out himself as a sub like that, it does kind of ruin a mainstay of our childhoods.


Obviously, people had a lot to say about it:


 The BUBBLEH Experience @the_Bigandtasty · 23h Replying to  @frankiemuniz  and  @lizzo

 Goburin Sureiyā @Lemongrease2 · 12h Replying to  @frankiemuniz  and  @lizzo

slippery slope @ontheouts · 22h Replying to  @frankiemuniz  and  @lizzo I don’t know what prompted this, but I support it .

 Rachel Zern @razmatazern · Sep 25 Replying to  @frankiemuniz  and  @lizzo

J Crowley @jdcrowley Malcolm on the bottom…


Lizzo eventually saw and responded to the tweet with just one word, "accessorary" - a term she coined in the lyrics of her song "Tempo" featuring Missy Elliot.


|L I Z Z O| @lizzo Accessorary*



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