Antonio Brown Claims "The Game Need Me," Wants To Play Again
AB: "The game need me"
NFL: Um... about that
Published 5 years ago in Facepalm
Another day, another bats**t insane set of tweets from Antonio Brown.
After being cut from the New England Patriots last week for sending threatening texts to a woman who is currently suing him for sexual misconduct, AB had tweeted that he was done with the NFL.
His agent, however, claims that several teams are still interested in signing him. and today, the controversial but inarguably talented receiver tweeted out that he still wants to play:
Obviously, Twitter was quick to jump in on making fun of the flip-flopping:
Frankie Muniz Wants Lizzo To Put Malcolm On The Bottom, Use Him Like A Purse
Well, there go the last shreds of purity from my childhood.
Published 5 years ago in Funny
Frankie Muniz has stayed busy in the 13 years since Malcolm in the Middle went off the air - he's been involved in the music scene as a drummer and a manager, he's gotten engaged, he's opened an olive oil store, and more. Now, it seems he wants to go back into acting - specifically, acting as a purse for hip-hop's current hottest act, Lizzo.
Muniz tweeted about wanted to live out some kinks with her early yesterday morning:
If that tweet is any indication - and we're not sure why it wouldn't be - Muniz is a sub who would love nothing more than to have Lizzo "put a chain around [him] and hold [her] stuff." While we're definitely happy he's confident enough to out himself as a sub like that, it does kind of ruin a mainstay of our childhoods.
Obviously, people had a lot to say about it:
Lizzo eventually saw and responded to the tweet with just one word, "accessorary" - a term she coined in the lyrics of her song "Tempo" featuring Missy Elliot.
— Marc (@JokerKardz) September 26, 2019
*lizzo and frankie muniz at her next event*https://t.co/0E6ZBTDwyB
— willow smith stan acct (@bbbbbribri) September 26, 2019
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