CONSPIRACY THEORY CONFIRMED: Taylor Swift Hid in a Suitcase From the Paparazzi in 2017

A 2017 rumor that Taylor Swift was being escorted around while hiding in a suitcase has just been confirmed and even if it isn't real it is now.

By SmoochieWallace

Published 6 years ago in Facepalm


It was reported back in July 2017 that Taylor Swift was hiding in a suitcase in order to hide from the paparazzi. That cool, cause I hide in suitcases all the time, but mostly just to cry.




Taylor Swift has been reportedly being transported in a huge suitcase from her Tribecca apartment into her truck. A fleet of cars including two large Cadillacs and three SUVs arrive at Tailor Swift's apartment in Tribecca to move a large suitcase from apartment to truck. Almost a dozen of Taylor Swift security guards were present to move this package carefully as Taylor Swift remains to be unseen for a long time.


In a weird omission, known Taylor Swift ally Zayn Malik casually confirmed that she was traveling in a suitcase to avoid people taking pictures of her. What's next? Is she gonna mail herself to her next show via FedEx?



He seems more like an undergrad than an internationally swooned-over famous person. Though his small talk is a giveaway. “She was travelling around in a suitcase,” he says, eyes agog, of his pal Taylor Swift’s ability to avoid the paparazzi.


Get ready to purchase Taylor Swift branded human traveling suitcases! She is probably never ever getting back... in that suitcase. 

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Corpus Christi Police Destroyed 400 "Pot Plants" Only to Discover it Wasn't Actually Marijuana

An embarrassing incident for the cops, as the clueless officers spent a busy and evening harvesting hundreds of horsemint plants from a city park.

By Andrew Cunningham

Published 6 years ago in Funny


Police in Corpus Christi Texas had quite an embarrassing ordeal when responding to a call about what could have been one of the largest marijuana seizures in the local Police Department's history. 


Unfortunately for the department the evening turned into an embarrassing incident for the cops, as the clueless officers spent a long and busy evening harvesting hundreds of "weed plants" from a city park.

The incident began when a teenager biking through Waldron Park discovered what he thought were pot plants growing there. 


The teen reported it to police who promptly responded to the scene. Upon arrival police began to rip up some 400 plants they believed to be Marijuana.


The Exhausted officers only stopped collecting the harmless plants because it got too dark to work; they planned to return in the morning to search for more marijuana plants.



Trouble is, after spending the evening removing and tagging hundreds of plants (and then hauling it all to the police department downtown), testing revealed that none of the plants were actually Marijuana. Instead, officers discovered they had spent all that hard work removing a fairly common type of weed known as Horsemint.

Officers did not explain how their big drug haul will be disposed of, now that they've spent untold hours and plenty of taxpayer money clearing weeds of the the city park.


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