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OpenAI Says Half a Million People Experience AI-Induced Psychosis A Week Thanks to ChatGPT

Humorless, Rational, Disciplined: Study Finds Talking to ChatGPT is Just Like Talking to Germans

Let’s just hope that ChatGPT doesn’t get up to the same stuff the Germans did!

Someone in California Keeps Punching Out Halloween Decorations

But what if one of them really *was* a zombie?

Congresswoman Announces She Has Dementia and That She’s Running for Reelection

The diagnosis came to light after she was scammed out of thousands of dollars.

Study Finds Rich People Think They’re Going to Heaven While Poor People Think They’re Destined for Hell

With enough money, you can crack that eye of the needle as wide as you want!

People Are Already Calling for the Release of the Louvre Jewel Thieves

The internet deemed the crime “too cool to be punishable.”

Silicon Valley Tech Bros Are Getting Facelifts So VCs Think They’re Still ‘Young Founders’

Good luck being taken seriously in the Valley if you don’t look fresh out of the womb.

Albanian PM Announces Their AI-Generated Minister Is Pregnant

You can’t… that’s not… huh?

YouTube Prankster Gets Arrested for Impersonating a Federal Agent

Hopefully another nail in the coffin for the title “YouTube Prankster.”

AI Data Centers Are Now Using Jet Engines to Power Their Servers

Hear that sound? It’s not a jet taking off — it’s me generating pictures of Sexy Pikachu.

Claire’s Bankruptcy Hearings Keep Getting Derailed by People Telling Stories About Getting Their Ears Pierced

Seriously, no one cares.

Lithuania Closed Its Airspace Because People Kept Smuggling Smokes in Balloons

At a time of alleged Russian threats, some people are just trying to score cheap smokes.

Disney Will Reportedly No Longer Have Villains in Parks Year-Round

They’ll only appear around Halloween from now on.

Former Adult Star Launches Political Campaign with Slogan “We Like Being on Top”

No notes!

High School Student Handcuffed after AI Surveillance System Mistook His Bag of Chips for a Weapon

AI strikes again.

Being Married to Kanye West Gave Kim Kardashian a Brain Aneurysm

Yeah, that checks out.

No, That Fancy Frenchman Isn’t the Lead Detective on the Louvre Robbery

Would be cool if he were, though.

Suzanne Somers’ Husband Says He ‘Can’t Tell The Difference’ Between His Late Wife and her AI Clone

I don’t know if that speaks worse of her or him.

NBA Head Coach Arrested for Allegedly Rigging Poker Games for the Mob

The NBA is back, baby!

Man Pays $4,000 for Date With Pop Idol and Her Bodyguard, Only to Learn the ‘Bodyguard’ Was Her Husband

He says he regrets paying for all of them to go to Disneyland.

Dropkick Murphys’ Ken Casey Says Bad Bunny Earned His Super Bowl Spot Thanks to His Performance in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’

Not his music — his performance in the straight-to-Netflix comedy “Happy Gilmore 2.”

Oscar-Winning Costume Designer Says Male Celebrities Don’t Wear Underwear

At least, not nearly as often as you’d hope.

Google Searches for 'Hamburger Helper' Reach Five-Year High

Soon it will be “how to cook can of beans over fire.”

Men’s Testosterone Levels Aren’t Plummeting, We Were Just Measuring Them Wrong

You can start eating soy again.