It’s almost a meme at this point, but there really is nothing that won’t stop the LinkedIn “influencers.” While you might see an event as a tragedy, they see it as nothing more than an opportunity to link and build — a chance to observe the horror, internalize it and then figure out how they can craft it into a lesson about the power of dropshipping.

LinkedIn always got this shit on lock, they really are the most ruthless at taking advantage of any event pic.twitter.com/Qu2tK96749

— Geraldo (@voiceofgeraldo) September 11, 2025

Case in point: The recent attack on Charlie Kirk. Amongst the thoughts and prayers posted by people on LinkedIn have come a variety of inspirational slop posts — and, naturally, posts about how “events like these show the importance of [my business].”

Tasteless? Of course, but you do have to admire just how committed they are to this bit.