Scientists Have Created Skin for Robots, and It’s Terrifying

Why are we doing this?

By Braden Bjella

Published 10 months ago in Funny


Why are we doing this?


As robots become more advanced, so too does the desire to make them more palatable to the average American. Sure, you might not like a robotic gun dog, but what if it was covered in fur? Would you accept the robo-uprising if it was adorable?


Recently, there have been some efforts to make more human-like robots (because we long for our own demise, I guess). This includes making robots in the shape of humans and, fuck it, giving them skin.



As reported by New Scientist, “The living tissue is a cultured mix of human skin cells grown in a collagen scaffold and placed on top of a 3D-printed resin base. Unlike previous similar experiments, the skin also contains the equivalent of the ligaments that, in humans and other animals, are buried in the layer of tissue beneath the skin, holding it in place and giving it incredible strength and flexibility.”


Why are they doing this, you ask?


Well, they say there could be benefits for the cosmetics industry, but they also claim that, with the advancement of A.I., the creation of fake human skin could help people relate better to these digital intelligences.


In other words, all your nightmares are real, start preparing the bunker.

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Dramatic Rescue of a Utility Worker Stuck on a Burning Telephone Pole Caught on Camera

A Missouri utility worker nearly died after it appears the telephone pole upon which he was working suddenly caught on fire.

By Braden Bjella

Published 10 months ago in Wow


A Missouri utility worker nearly died after it appears the telephone pole upon which he was working suddenly caught on fire.


Unfortunately for him, his luck got worse when the vehicle he was standing in, which allowed him to rise up the pole to fix it, began to malfunction — trapping him next to the growing flames.


Thankfully, someone soon came to help him, while another dude stood by and captured this video:



The video shows the guy, understandably, freaking the fuck out. “Hurry up, bro! Hurry the fuck up!” he screams. Hey, not the other dude’s fault these cars are slow!


Eventually, the second man is able to save the dude after putting his cart below the burning one and catching the now-very-relieved utility worker.


“Fuck!” he screams after the rescue.


Fuck is right, pal!

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