The internet was full of small dick energy today as the usual suspects drew their tiny swords. Elon Musk, Greta Thunberg, and Andrew Tate are Twitter's main characters today - as the platform has become the worst (best) reality show of 2022.

As he usually does, Elon started the day by arguing with a reply guy over a meme. Here's how it went down.

Then with the grace and humility of a 9-year-old at recess, Elon responded with this insecure tweet.

Just a friendly reminder that a 51-year-old bought Twitter for $44 billion just to become the most trolled person in the history of the internet.

But Elon wasn't the only one with tiny dicks on his mind this morning as Greta Thunberg clapped back at Andrew Tate with a roast for the ages. And Tate, being the alpha that he is, couldn't help but scold the 19-year-old. Happy New Year!