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Newly Engaged Travis Kelce Wants to Sell You Cheap Clothes

Mr. Taylor Swift would like to help you look like a million pesos.

By Peter Rapine

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Kris Jenner Says Getting a Facelift at 69 Years Old Is What It Means to ‘Age Gracefully’

Um, I’m not buying it.

By Peter Rapine

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God Destroys Burning Man’s Hedonism Dome

This is terrible news for all the burners hoping to catch some yet unidentified strain of the clap.

By Peter Rapine

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Bill Belichick and His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend File Trademark for the Phrase ‘Gold Digger’

The duo is planning on using the name to launch a line of jewelry.

By Peter Rapine

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Organized Crime Gangs in Australia Are Stealing Meat, Then Reselling It to Restaurants

A sillier country results in sillier crime.

By Braden Bjella

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Pickleball Arguments Destroyed a Community. Now, Taxpayers Are Being Forced to Spend Almost $100k to Fix It

Alternatively, you could just get rid of pickleball.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Sues Delta Airlines After Alleging a Flight Attendant Slapped Him in the Face

In front of his wife and kids, too!

By Braden Bjella

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Denzel Washington Says He’s ‘Tired of Movies’

You’d think that he’d like them given that he’s, you know, in them — but nope!

By Braden Bjella

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Florida Schools Are Testing Armed Drones As School Security

This definitely won’t create any problems whatsoever.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

California Is Being Terrorized by a Serial Butt Sniffer

Calese Crowder has now been arrested several times for approaching strangers and taking a whiff.

By Braden Bjella

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Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

Hail to the crapper!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Taylor Swift’s Gay Fans Are Still Holding Out Hope She’s Secretly Queer

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.”

By Peter Rapine

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A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

You know where this doesn’t tend to happen? A bank!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Chinese Woman Charged With Selling Her Boyfriend to a Scam Call Center

Okay, maybe dating is that bad these days.

By Peter Rapine

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Woman Arrested for Allegedly Pretending to Be a Dentist, Using Krazy Glue to Attach Teeth

Turns out you need an “education” and a “license” to do that stuff.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Argentina’s Government Says They’re Going to Predict Crime Using A.I.

I think there was a movie about this. I’m sure at the end, everything turned out fine!

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Sentenced to 30 Days Was Accidentally Kept in Jail for 23 Years

A woman in the Philippines was sentenced to prison for 30 days. She just left jail — 23 years later.

By Braden Bjella

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Canada Spent Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars on ISIS Brides

Personally, I wouldn’t have done that.

By Braden Bjella

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The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

Aren’t you guys supposed to be economists?

By Braden Bjella

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Tennis Player Says She Joined OnlyFans Because the Sport Pays Terribly

Turns out, being really, really good at a sport doesn’t always come with a payday.

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Says She Was Stopped at the U.S. Border for Having Too Many T-Shirts

First the edited J.D. Vance picture, now this.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

John Williams Admits He Doesn’t ‘Like Film Music Much’

A job is a job.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Funny

Zoos Are Whacking Off Orcas to Stop Them from Inbreeding

Hawk tuah!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Eww

Russian Soldiers Keep Shooting Themselves to Falsely Claim Injuries and Compensation

It’s the most painful way you can get out of work.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Funny articles

Newly Engaged Travis Kelce Wants to Sell You Cheap Clothes

Kris Jenner Says Getting a Facelift at 69 Years Old Is What It Means to ‘Age Gracefully’

God Destroys Burning Man’s Hedonism Dome

Bill Belichick and His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend File Trademark for the Phrase ‘Gold Digger’

Organized Crime Gangs in Australia Are Stealing Meat, Then Reselling It to Restaurants

Pickleball Arguments Destroyed a Community. Now, Taxpayers Are Being Forced to Spend Almost $100k to Fix It

Man Sues Delta Airlines After Alleging a Flight Attendant Slapped Him in the Face

Denzel Washington Says He’s ‘Tired of Movies’

Florida Schools Are Testing Armed Drones As School Security

California Is Being Terrorized by a Serial Butt Sniffer

Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

Taylor Swift’s Gay Fans Are Still Holding Out Hope She’s Secretly Queer

A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

Chinese Woman Charged With Selling Her Boyfriend to a Scam Call Center

Woman Arrested for Allegedly Pretending to Be a Dentist, Using Krazy Glue to Attach Teeth

Argentina’s Government Says They’re Going to Predict Crime Using A.I.

Woman Sentenced to 30 Days Was Accidentally Kept in Jail for 23 Years

Canada Spent Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars on ISIS Brides

The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

Tennis Player Says She Joined OnlyFans Because the Sport Pays Terribly

Woman Says She Was Stopped at the U.S. Border for Having Too Many T-Shirts

John Williams Admits He Doesn’t ‘Like Film Music Much’

Zoos Are Whacking Off Orcas to Stop Them from Inbreeding

Russian Soldiers Keep Shooting Themselves to Falsely Claim Injuries and Compensation

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