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Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Say what you will about Jared Fogel, but when he was around, at least the price of a footlong was only five bucks.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

This is a defense attorney’s dream.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

They’re now trying to figure out ways for it to talk dirty again.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Joe Rogan’s Friends Followed Him to Texas. Now, They’re Realizing Texas Is Awful

Joe Rogan’s Friends Followed Him to Texas. Now, They’re Realizing Texas Is Awful

They say it’s hot and “no Los Angeles” — feels like a few Google searches could have told them that, but okay!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Trump Is Allegedly Considering Pardoning Diddy

Trump Is Allegedly Considering Pardoning Diddy

From Diddy Parties to Diddy Pardons.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

Turns out, that’s illegal.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Someone Tried to Sneak Turtles Onto a Plane in Their Bra

Someone Tried to Sneak Turtles Onto a Plane in Their Bra

Uh… huh.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Oh, how the tables have turned!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

A Government Worker Was Fired After His Bosses Realized He Was Working for Just Two Minutes Per Day

A Government Worker Was Fired After His Bosses Realized He Was Working for Just Two Minutes Per Day

He would walk into the office in shorts and flip-flops, clock in, clock out and then leave.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Did Jeffrey Epstein Win An $85 Million Powerball Jackpot While in Jail?

Did Jeffrey Epstein Win An $85 Million Powerball Jackpot While in Jail?

Much has been written about Jeffrey Epstein, and even more has been speculated.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

This is neither the time nor place for TikTok dances!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

It was just that easy.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Give them a *little* credit, geez.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

‘Dead Poets Society’ Is Apparently Traumatizing Gen Z

‘Dead Poets Society’ Is Apparently Traumatizing Gen Z

How can a pretty tepid and boring (sorry) film be causing Gen Z so much pain?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago

We May Have Just Genetically Engineered Malaria Out of Mosquitoes

We May Have Just Genetically Engineered Malaria Out of Mosquitoes

How about for the next step, we get rid of them entirely?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Ftw

Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

I’m starting to think aliens don’t care about us.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

Okay, but in the same way your aunt has a “roommate,” right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Now the HR Manager from the Coldplay Kiss Cam Debacle Has Resigned, Too

Now the HR Manager from the Coldplay Kiss Cam Debacle Has Resigned, Too

That took a while.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Doctors Are Begging Men to Stop Botoxing Their Johnsons

Doctors Are Begging Men to Stop Botoxing Their Johnsons

Why are people doing it in the first place? Who knows!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Eww

Tea App Founder Got the Idea After His Mom Kept Matching With Criminals on Dating Apps

Tea App Founder Got the Idea After His Mom Kept Matching With Criminals on Dating Apps

People seem to have lots of opinions about the new Tea app.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wow

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

As a man, I will buy anything, as long as Sydney Sweeney tells me to.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

LeBron James Sends Cease-and-Desist to A.I. Company Making Pregnant Videos of Him

LeBron James Sends Cease-and-Desist to A.I. Company Making Pregnant Videos of Him

This is the price of fame in a world of A.I.-generated content.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

As if Toronto transit couldn’t get any crappier!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested for Credit Card Fraud

Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested for Credit Card Fraud

The mouse is down. I repeat, the mouse is down.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

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