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These Are the 10 Safest (And 10 Most Dangerous) States to Live in During an Alien Invasion

Where is the safest state if the mothership comes for interplanetary domination?

Boat Driver Attempt to Give Drink to Wakeboarder and Falls in the Water

He really left her high and dry!

Dude’s Attempt to Put Out a Fire with a Fire Extinguisher Is a Total Disaster

Sometimes, your best isn’t enough.

This Chinese Road Rage Is More Dramatic Than Any Soap Opera

People Try to Leave Exploding Firework Stand, But It Keeps Getting Worse

That’s the thing about fireworks: They blow up.

Truck Carrying Massive Beam Gets Obliterated By Train

Trains and cars don’t mix.

Watch Two $3 Million Bugatti Chirons Take Each Other Out Trying to Pass a Truck in Morocco

Money, it turns out, doesn’t buy brains.

EDM Series Gets Roasted After Performer Makes ‘Wee-Woo’ Sounds Into Microphone for 20 Minutes

If you follow electronic music, you’re probably familiar with the name Boiler Room.

Reddit Witches Want to Curse Trump But Fear He May Have Magical Protection

Reddit witches are casting freezing spells against Trump but does it have any effect on him?

Why Are the Packers Tweeting About Catching 'Hot Piss'?

Professional football is overstuffed with idioms and cliches.

Man Ruins Massive Pool Competition with Just One Beer Bottle

With great drunkenness comes great irresponsibility.

These Mysterious Blobs Popping Up on the Shores of Canada Have Scientists Completely Stumped

A mysterious blob-like substance has started appearing on the shores of Canada, and so far, experts have zero clue what these things are.

This Is the Prayer to Unmask Satan's Hidden Presence

An exorcist's guide to luring Lucifer out of hiding.

Everyone on Swing Ride Gets Swung Into Truck

More like abuse-ment park, amirite?

Viral Hero Lieutenant Dan May Not Be Such a Great Guy

A fictional police commissioner once said you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain and that appears to be the case for Lieutenant Dan.

Couple Caught Bangin’ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

In Hollywood, everyone’s a star — it’s just that sometimes, they’re a porn star.

10 Times Airlines Proved to Be Evil Monsters

10 times airlines were the absolute worst

The Best Memes of Elon Musk Jumping at Trump Rally

Elon Musk showed up at a Trump rally but all the internet cares about is Musk’s extremely embarrassing entrance

The World's Worst Skydiving Instructor Is Finally Going to Prison

The worst skydiving instructor in the world has been sentenced to 2 years in prison.

5 of the Biggest Monsters to Be Awarded the Key to Cities

Diddy, R. Kelly, and Saddam Hussein(?!) have all been awarded the keys to cities at some point.

10 Pete Rose Quotes That Prove No One Loved Gambling More Than Him

10 quotes that prove the only thing Pete Rose loved more than baseball was betting on baseball.

Ayahuasca Trips Are Making Silicon Valley CEOs Realize They’re Monsters

A growing number of tech entrepreneurs are leaving Silicon Valley because of ayahuasca

Here Are the Celebs Who May Go Down with the SS Diddy

5 Celebrities who may be nervous due to their friendship with Diddy

5 Ways Countries Have Begged Their Citizens to Bone

Countries are offering incentives to get people to make love and have babies

The Titan Sub Hearing Proves the Situation Was a Shit Show Long Before Setting Sail

From the beginning, it was obvious that the Titan excursion was equal parts stupid and dangerous.