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TikToker Pranks His Mom With News of an Alien Invasion
This would be cruel if it wasn't so funny.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Child Faints as Louisiana Gov Signs New Ten Commandments Law
You can't make this stuff up.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Amusement Park Ride Leaves Riders Stuck Upside Down in Midair for 30 Minutes
Riders at an amusement park in Portland, Oregon found themselves on one hell of a ride late last week when they were stuck dangling in midair for half an hour as amusement park employees and rescuers tried to get them down.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Since Elon Hid Twitter Likes Everyone is Liking Tons of Porn
In what is only the latest example in a long line of Elon Musk’s ridiculous decisions since purchasing Twitter, the CEO of X has now made everybody’s likes private, ruining the lives of every nosy person who relied on public likes to learn more about thei
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Twitch CEO Outs Himself as a Gooner
Gooners: they live among us.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Pinehurst Is Making the World's Best Golfers Look Like Shmucks
In case you don’t follow golf, we’re currently in the middle of the U.S. Open Championship, where the holes of Pinehurst, North Carolina are currently beating the shit out of some of the world’s best golfers.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Chinese Cosplayer Dresses Up as a Kobe Bryant Helicopter
People can get pretty out there with their cosplay. From video game characters to famous people in history, there are so many different properties that can be adapted into costumes — usually to be happily worn in the convention hall of a downtown Hilton.
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Famous Motown Musician Put in Straitjacket, Accused of Being Crazy After Insisting He’s a Famous Motown Musician
A member of the iconic Motown group The Four Tops is suing a Michigan hospital for racial discrimination, alleging that staff assumed he was delusional when he told them he was in the group and putting him in a straitjacket, believing him to be mentally i
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Kid Makes Diss Track About Grandma After She Reports Him Missing
In what is perhaps the first ever instance of this happening in human history, a teenager who was reported missing by his grandmother responded to the reports by releasing a diss track about said grandmother.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Waitress Fired for Posting Photo of Man on a Date With His Blow-Up Doll
In one of the strangest stories you’re likely to read about this year, a North Carolina waitress named Tara was fired after posting a photo on social media of a customer on a “date” with a blow-up doll.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny