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Costco Thieves Run Right Out the Back Door and Straight Into Seattle PD

Seattle police arrested some thieves who they say were trying steal "in bulk" from Costco. Seattle police put an end to the shoplifting spree...

By Peter Pizagalli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Accidentally Gets Swingers Tattoo, Asks Reddit For Help With Cover-Up

“Long story short, it’s a Psych™ reference that I just love, but more than that it’s 100% a swinger thing,” they began their now-viral post, adding in an “Oop” for good measure.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Beverly Hills, 90210’ Star Jumped By Gang of Mini Bikers

The only thing scarier than a gang of pissed-off bikers? A gang of pissed-off mini-bikers, a lesson Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Ian Ziering discovered the hard way last weekend, after getting his ass handed to him by a band of helmeted — and angry — riders.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Panthers Owner Throws Drink on Jags Fan Who Was Heckling Him

If you're sitting next to a box at a football game and you see the owner of the rival team, it is your duty as an American and football fan, to heckle that man all game long.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

He Told Her to Sit on His Face. She Broke His Neck

For some people, sex is a straightforward affair: lights off, missionary, wham, bam, thank you ma’am in 10 minutes or less.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

People With New Christmas Coats Don’t Know to Cut Their Vent Stitches

Each winter, more and more people take the plunge and decide to invest in swanky winter coats.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Parental Rights’ Advocate Charged with Punching a Teenager While Hosting an Underage Drinking Party

“Parental rights” apparently includes the right to coldcock a teenager in the face.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'You're A Traitor!': D-Bag Harasses Soldier For Speaking Arabic

The best way to honor our troops? Harassing them for the unthinkable crime of speaking a language other than English.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Don't Want to Poop Your Pants? Don't Eat This Pasta

Want to avoid s—ting your pants? Stay far away from TikTok’s viral Penne Alla Vodka.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Tesla Cybertruck Had Its First Head On Collision

It was only a matter of time.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Unvaxxed Donor Listings on Twitter Are Actually A DNA Testing Referral Scam

If you spend enough time on the worst parts of the website formerly known as Twitter, you may have seen some posts allegedly aimed at potential “unvaxxed sperm donors” making the rounds.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Firefighter' Roasted for Showing Time Consuming Way to Escape Handcuffs

When it comes to making an escape from a kidnapper, slow, loud and methodical are the keys to success — at least according to one firefighter’s now infamous TikTik clip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

22 Instant Rejection-Worthy Fails Seen on Dating Apps

Making a good profile on a dating app can be hard, but making one better than these losers isn't.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wind Turbine Blade Meets Roaring Locomotive in Last-Second Disaster

If there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s car crash videos and any variation on that theme.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

D-Bag Nearly Gets Butt Kicked After Harassing Family With Inappropriate Christmas Carols

Every day, countless people are fucking around and finding out, but so few of them are thoughtful enough to capture their humiliation on video for the masses to enjoy.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Who Asked His Wife For an Open Marriage is Mad She Now Gets More Action Than Him

It’s a tale as old as time.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Metal Turkey: Reddit is Begging Man to Throw Away Turkey That Turned Gray During Brining

Cooking is a delicate game.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

26 Deranged Posts From Unhinged People on Facebook

Check out these weird and unusual posts spot on The Zuck's claim to fame / social media platform.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

40 People Who Got Delt a Bad Hand By The Universe

Check out this batch of people who have a sneaking suspicion that the universe hates them.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Claims She Was Fired After Making Out With Her Boss In Front of His Wife

No matter how crazy you got at your office holiday party this winter, one down bad Redditor is definitely crazier, alleging she was fired after making out with several colleagues and her married boss while his wife looked in.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Annual Partner Summit’: This TikTok Couple Holds Yearly Performance Reviews

You know how therapy-speak made its way into everything and now your grandfather knows what “triggered” means? Yeah, we’re approaching a similar thing with business lingo.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

28 Pop-Tart Mascot Memes Sacrificing Themselves For Your Enjoyment

We’ve gathered the best of the best memes from last night's ordeal as a sort of eulogy for the dear Pop-Tart who sacrificed everything for the smiles on all of our faces. RIP to a real one.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

21 People Who Thought They Were Smart But Were Totally Incorrect

Social media gives these loonies a place to spout their feelings, and come in contact with like minded incorrect people. Too bad that just makes them even more confident.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny