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The Internet is Sharing Their Love for Paul Dano After Quentin Tarantino Called Him ‘Weak Sauce’

Where are my fellow Paul Dano heads at?

YouTuber Singlehandedly Crashes Rare Plant Market By Cloning Niche Plants

Plants belong to the people!

Trump Says Japanese Kei Trucks Are Finally Coming to America

The President called them “very small and really cute.”

The Pope Threw a Rave

You wanted an American Pope, this is what you get.

California City Plans to Permanently Ban Pickleball

The first of (hopefully) many.

We May Have Accidentally Domesticated Raccoons

Pet raccoons may be on the way.

Inmate Hacks Into Prison IT System, Modifies Everyone’s Sentence

He also increased prisoners’ rights, privileges and spending money.

Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

“He did a great job,” said police spokesperson Trevor McKenna.

We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Took long enough.

Study Finds That Partiers Make More Money, Find More Success

The best predictor of success is not your degree, but how many times you woke up in a bush.

Researchers Say They’re Investigating a ‘Credible’ Bigfoot Sighting In Pennsylvania

Jane Goodall would be proud.

Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

We may finally be free from the scourge of Funko Pops!

Oh, Cool, We’re Getting $2,000 Checks Again

Wouldn’t mind this happening every few years, tbh.

Chile’s Miss Universe Contestant Did a Screamo Performance Onstage

Just give her the crown already.

Brown Rats Have Learned to Hunt Bats and Scientists Are Stoked

Sarah Paulson Can't Resist Slapping Kim Kardashian's Dump Truck

Me too, Sarah, me too.

Dude Exploits Food Delivery Apps to Get Two Years of Free Food

His scheme netted him over $24,000 worth of food — all while unemployed.

New Wood Just Dropped

Just when you thought there was nothing left to innovate, we’ve got a brand new type of wood that’s ten times stronger than steel.

Credit Where Credit Is Due: AI Is Actually Helping Scientists Cure Cancer

Ugh, fine, it can do *some* good.

Pinterest Gave Users the Option to Hide All AI-Generated Images

Everybody loves this.

The World's Hottest Food Critic Is Reviewing His Middle School Lunches

This kid is going places.

There's a Growing 'Dent' In Earth's Magnetic Field

This can’t be good.

A Twitch Streamer Gave Birth Live on Stream

Finally, a ‘Pools, Hot Tubs, and Beaches’ stream I can get behind.

2,500 Years Later, Aphrodite Is Still a Babe

Even after all these years (centuries?), not much has changed.

Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Is Most Likely No Longer With Us or Not a Person at All

There is a good chance this dude is dead, if he ever was a “dude” to begin with.