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Sweetgreen’s 106-Gram Protein Bowl Is a Last-Ditch Effort to Save the Dying Slop-Shop

You’re not imagining things; the protein business is booming.

By Peter Rapine

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Companies Are Buying Youth Sporting Events and Charging Parents to Take Photos

Want to film your daughter’s first soccer game? Get ready to cough up a licensing fee.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Wtf

Remember When That Boat Crashed Into the Baltimore Bridge? Its Crew is Still Stuck in Baltimore

If you had to choose between “being in a major boat accident” and “spending 19 months in Baltimore,” I think most people would go for the former.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Wtf

Subversive African Electronic Musician Revealed to Be Middle-Aged White Dude from France

You just can’t be doing that.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Wtf

TSA Apologizes After Someone Managed to Bring a Meat Cleaver Onto a Flight

Thank goodness no one had any 4 fl oz bottles — otherwise, we’d be in *real* trouble.

By Braden Bjella

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Fox News Says You Can Save Money This Holiday Season by Not Giving Family Members Gifts

Way ahead of you!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Wtf

California Universities Say Growing Number of Entrants Lack Basic Math Skills

Who cares — they’re just going to ask ChatGPT to do it anyway.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

DoorDash Admits They Change Your Prices Based on Your Past Behavior

They’re not judging you — they’re just charging you.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

If everyone’s obese, then nobody is … right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

Foreigners Coming to the U.S. Can Now Get Their Visa Denied for Being Fat

How are they supposed to integrate if they can’t get chunky like the rest of us?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Starbucks has a new bear-shaped cup — and I will crush anyone who stands in my path to get it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

So that was all for nothing, huh?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Is it happening?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

He was also bad at his job.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Landlords Are Trying to Avoid Taxes by Raising Snails in Office Buildings to Get Them Registered as ‘Farms’

At some level, I respect the audacity.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Saudi Arabia’s ‘City of the Future’ Looks Really, Really Depressing

If this is the future, I want no part in it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

They’re literally telling their employees to “Smile more, baby!”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Trump Says He’s Going to Create His Own Air Traffic Control System

Let that thought calm you on your next flight.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

Oh. Well, okay then.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

AI-Powered AI Plagiarism Detectors Are Now Hallucinating AI Where There Isn’t Any

Yo dawg, we heard you like AI, so we put AI on your AI until your economy collapsed.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Experts Warn That the U.S. Economy Is Filling Up With ‘Zombie Companies’

Is that good?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

German Nurse Admits to Offing Patients Because He Had ‘Too Much Work’

Wow, this guy sucks!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Transportation Secretary Says Air Travel Might Implode Next Week

If you have a flight planned this month, no you don’t.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Hooters Promises New Uniforms with “Less Butt Cheeks”

This is for the guys who say they go there for the food.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

The U.S. Dairy Industry Has Been Secretly Marketing Super Cheesy Products to Foreign Countries

See those burgers in Dubai covered in liquid yellow cheese? Yeah, it’s probably a propaganda effort.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

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Sweetgreen’s 106-Gram Protein Bowl Is a Last-Ditch Effort to Save the Dying Slop-Shop

Companies Are Buying Youth Sporting Events and Charging Parents to Take Photos

Remember When That Boat Crashed Into the Baltimore Bridge? Its Crew is Still Stuck in Baltimore

Subversive African Electronic Musician Revealed to Be Middle-Aged White Dude from France

TSA Apologizes After Someone Managed to Bring a Meat Cleaver Onto a Flight

Fox News Says You Can Save Money This Holiday Season by Not Giving Family Members Gifts

California Universities Say Growing Number of Entrants Lack Basic Math Skills

DoorDash Admits They Change Your Prices Based on Your Past Behavior

Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

Foreigners Coming to the U.S. Can Now Get Their Visa Denied for Being Fat

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

Landlords Are Trying to Avoid Taxes by Raising Snails in Office Buildings to Get Them Registered as ‘Farms’

Saudi Arabia’s ‘City of the Future’ Looks Really, Really Depressing

Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

Trump Says He’s Going to Create His Own Air Traffic Control System

Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

AI-Powered AI Plagiarism Detectors Are Now Hallucinating AI Where There Isn’t Any

Experts Warn That the U.S. Economy Is Filling Up With ‘Zombie Companies’

German Nurse Admits to Offing Patients Because He Had ‘Too Much Work’

Transportation Secretary Says Air Travel Might Implode Next Week

Hooters Promises New Uniforms with “Less Butt Cheeks”

The U.S. Dairy Industry Has Been Secretly Marketing Super Cheesy Products to Foreign Countries

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