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Woman Walking Her Dog Gets Hit by a Plane and Survives

Not exactly a hazard you would expect when walking your dog.

OpenAI Says Half a Million People Experience AI-Induced Psychosis A Week Thanks to ChatGPT

Congresswoman Announces She Has Dementia and That She’s Running for Reelection

The diagnosis came to light after she was scammed out of thousands of dollars.

Silicon Valley Tech Bros Are Getting Facelifts So VCs Think They’re Still ‘Young Founders’

Good luck being taken seriously in the Valley if you don’t look fresh out of the womb.

AI Data Centers Are Now Using Jet Engines to Power Their Servers

Hear that sound? It’s not a jet taking off — it’s me generating pictures of Sexy Pikachu.

Disney Will Reportedly No Longer Have Villains in Parks Year-Round

They’ll only appear around Halloween from now on.

Suzanne Somers’ Husband Says He ‘Can’t Tell The Difference’ Between His Late Wife and her AI Clone

I don’t know if that speaks worse of her or him.

Google Searches for 'Hamburger Helper' Reach Five-Year High

Soon it will be “how to cook can of beans over fire.”

Kohler Debuts New Toilet Technology: A Camera That Analyzes Your Poop

I’ll pass, thanks.

Luigi Mangione Allegedly Tried to Pay Off a Yakuza Boss With Adult Pokémon Cards

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

After Millennia of Avoiding Them, Mosquitos Have Finally Hit Iceland

Finally, you too shall know our pain!

Bishop Shames Woman in Front of Entire Church for Donating $1,200 Instead of $2,000

You’d think he’d be thankful for any money at all in this economy.

Australian Hospitals Warn Food Delivery Customers to Check Orders for Rat Poison

That’s the *last* thing I want in my McDouble!

Man Arrested for Stealing Hundreds of Lego Heads

Why just the heads?

Space Debris May Have Smashed the Cockpit of a Plane Mid-Flight

This is one we’re not going to blame on Boeing.

OpenAI Apologizes for Letting You Turn MLK Jr. Into a Meme Template

The company has reluctantly admitted that allowing anyone to generate realistic videos of the civil rights leader was a bad idea.

U.S. Army General Admits That He Uses ChatGPT to Make Command Decisions

Remember when this was just a fun chatbot?

Companies Keep Advertising at the Beach Using Giant Floating TV Screens, Even Though It’s Illegal

How long until they’re just projecting ads directly onto our eyeballs?

New York County is Trying to Elect a Candidate Who Disappeared at Sea

The man disappeared several months ago — but his name is still on the ballot, and the party wants him to win.

Study Finds Basically Every Protein Powder is Filled With Lead

Think of it this way: whatever you’re losing in brain cells, you’re gaining in muscle mass!

There Could Be a Billion People Unaccounted for on Earth

Where are they all hiding?

Airline Industry Now Saying That Fixing Its Planes Would Cost Too Much Money

Remember when all those planes kept falling out of the sky? Yeah, well, getting that to stop happening is apparently too expensive, so…

The Internet Is Debating Whether It’s Weird to Use Caps Lock Instead of Shift

Some people hit Caps Lock every time they want to use a capital letter.

AI Company Criticized for Advertising New Augmented Reality App That Can Take People’s Clothes Off

“Look, you can change people’s outfits! You can even take them off! Why is everyone yelling at me?”

1 in 5 High Schoolers Now Say They’ve Had a Romantic AI Relationship or Know Someone Who Has

That’s too many people.