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Is Daylight Savings Time Causing People to Injure Themselves?

The clocks changed over the weekend — and some people say the move has an injury count.

Officer Reprimanded for Taking Pictures of Woman’s Feet During Traffic Stop

You’re not allowed to ask to pull someone over to get feet pics.

Tesla is Being Investigated for Its (Allegedly) Law-Breaking ‘Mad Max’ Self-Driving Mode

Turns out, the computer program named after a dystopia might actually be dangerous.

People Are Using AI to Make SNAP Recipients Look Bad

Ask yourself this: Who benefits from spreading misinformation about poor people?

The FBI is Officially Targeting True Crime Fans

They say that participating in the “True Crime Community” could be an “indicator of criminal activity.”

Waymo CEO Says Society Needs to Learn to Accept Robotaxis Running Them Over

In order for technology to progress, a few people need to become pancakes.

There’s a Monkey With Hepatitis C and Herpes Loose in Mississippi

They say it’s not infectious … but I’m not getting anywhere near it.

Woman Walking Her Dog Gets Hit by a Plane and Survives

Not exactly a hazard you would expect when walking your dog.

OpenAI Says Half a Million People Experience AI-Induced Psychosis A Week Thanks to ChatGPT

Congresswoman Announces She Has Dementia and That She’s Running for Reelection

The diagnosis came to light after she was scammed out of thousands of dollars.

Silicon Valley Tech Bros Are Getting Facelifts So VCs Think They’re Still ‘Young Founders’

Good luck being taken seriously in the Valley if you don’t look fresh out of the womb.

AI Data Centers Are Now Using Jet Engines to Power Their Servers

Hear that sound? It’s not a jet taking off — it’s me generating pictures of Sexy Pikachu.

Disney Will Reportedly No Longer Have Villains in Parks Year-Round

They’ll only appear around Halloween from now on.

Suzanne Somers’ Husband Says He ‘Can’t Tell The Difference’ Between His Late Wife and her AI Clone

I don’t know if that speaks worse of her or him.

Google Searches for 'Hamburger Helper' Reach Five-Year High

Soon it will be “how to cook can of beans over fire.”

Kohler Debuts New Toilet Technology: A Camera That Analyzes Your Poop

I’ll pass, thanks.

Luigi Mangione Allegedly Tried to Pay Off a Yakuza Boss With Adult Pokémon Cards

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

After Millennia of Avoiding Them, Mosquitos Have Finally Hit Iceland

Finally, you too shall know our pain!

Bishop Shames Woman in Front of Entire Church for Donating $1,200 Instead of $2,000

You’d think he’d be thankful for any money at all in this economy.

Australian Hospitals Warn Food Delivery Customers to Check Orders for Rat Poison

That’s the *last* thing I want in my McDouble!

Man Arrested for Stealing Hundreds of Lego Heads

Why just the heads?

Space Debris May Have Smashed the Cockpit of a Plane Mid-Flight

This is one we’re not going to blame on Boeing.

OpenAI Apologizes for Letting You Turn MLK Jr. Into a Meme Template

The company has reluctantly admitted that allowing anyone to generate realistic videos of the civil rights leader was a bad idea.

U.S. Army General Admits That He Uses ChatGPT to Make Command Decisions

Remember when this was just a fun chatbot?

Companies Keep Advertising at the Beach Using Giant Floating TV Screens, Even Though It’s Illegal

How long until they’re just projecting ads directly onto our eyeballs?