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Transportation Secretary Says He Wants Pull-Up Bars in Airports

You know how flying is miserable and planes keep falling out of the sky? What if instead of solving that, we installed free Bowflexes?

Creators of McDonald’s Terrible-Looking AI-Generated Ad Insist They Worked Really, Really Hard On It

“AI didn't make' McDonald's Christmas Ad. We Did,” said the CEO of the company that just asked a computer to make the ad for them.

Study Finds Congresspeople Suddenly and Mysteriously Become Stock Experts Upon Entering Government

Guess they just know how to pick ‘em.

JD Vance Puts Out Statement Saying His Marriage Is Doing Fine, Actually

He says it’s “as strong as it’s ever been” — but maybe it just wasn’t that strong to begin with.

The Metaverse Is Officially Dead

The what? Oh, right, that!

Photos Remembering the Pear Harbor Attacks 84 Years On

It's time to remember history.

20 Photos Where Common Sense Left Us Behind

The flag is gone now.

20 Photos Where We're Not Sure What's Going On

Do you know what's happening?

20 Photos Where an 'Eye Roll' is the Only Reaction

Ughhh, this is ridiculous.

19 Photos Showing it's 'Game Over' for Common Sense

Always losing.

Gen Z Is Romanticizing Being a Hipster Millennial Living in 2012

You had to be there.

Tech Bro Roasted For DoorDashing Steak Tartare

The 2026 World Cup Will Have Ad Breaks

Of course it will, it’s coming to America, baby.

Tesla’s Optimus Robot Appears to Remove Headset Before Falling Over

When your robot operator has to go to the bathroom.

Advertisers Want to Sell You Crap in Your Dreams

Welcome to the seventh layer of Hell.

Train Gets Canceled Because Someone Generated an AI Image of the Track Falling Apart

This is just going to keep happening.

Germany Debuts 200-Point Plan to Simplify Their Government

Point number one: Fewer points!

Scammers Are Now Using AI to Generate Fake Kidnapping Images, Then Using Them to Extort Family Members

It’s time to regulate this.

Study Confirms That Giving Your Kid a Smartphone Is a Really, Really Bad Idea

Honestly, it’s a pretty bad idea for some adults, too.

It Is Now Cheaper to Fly to Japan, Go to Tokyo Disney, Get a Hotel, and Fly Back Than Go to Disney in America

Hmm…Yeah, I think things have gotten too expensive.

‘Garbage’ Singer Asks Fans to Stop Throwing Beach Balls at Her Shows Because She ‘[Expletive] Hates the Beach’

The musician said she didn’t get into the business to be reminded of the sand.

Kash Patel Allegedly Ordered the FBI to Drive His Girlfriend’s Wasted Friend Home

“I know your job is to protect government officials, but Stefanie just blew chunks all over her shoes, so you’re going to need to take care of that first.”

Even Quentin Tarantino’s Stan Accounts Are On Paul Dano’s Side

Your days are numbered, foot boy.

Latvia Says They’re Running Out of Men

Women have begun “renting husbands” to help out with household chores.