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A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce
Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

A Boat Collision In Italy Left a Woman Dead by Propeller
One family’s Italian summer vacation has ended tragically after a horrific crash left one woman, Bloomsbury USA President Adrienne Vaughan, dead, her husband seriously injured, and her two children in shock.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'The Entire Island Is on Fire': Hawaiian Towns Scorched as Flames Engulf Maui
The typically lush, tropical landscape of Hawaii’s Maui island has been looking a bit more charred this week as wildfires continue to sweep through the region, destroying upwards of 14,000 homes and businesses, forcing evacuations and causing some very ap
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
18 People Share the Reasons Why They Were Fired
By RustyBuckler
Featured 1 year ago in Ouch

'One Girl One Bucket': Woman Covers Herself In Sewage In Honor of the Dave Matthews Band Toilet Incident
On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band went where no other rock group had before, dousing an entire Chicago architecture tour boat 800 pounds of pure sewage from their tour bus.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

False Profit: Kris Jenner May Be Orchestrating Church Money Laundering Scheme, Finance Expert Claims
They say that the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. But could she have somehow found the time amongst managing her children’s careers to somehow establish a church-based money-laundering scheme? One TikToker certainly seems to think so.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'There Are Things In This World That Aren't Real!': Airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas Doubled Down On Claims Passengers Weren't Real In Deleted Tweets
Though Tiffany Gomas may have only recently been identified as the mysterious Karen behind last month’s mega-viral “that motherfucker back there is not real” rant, she doubled down on her claims of shapeshifting fliers shortly after her rise to online inf
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks
This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam
This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Jefferey Epstein Isn't Dead, Because He's a 300-Year-Old Vampire Who's on the 20-Dollar Bill
A new theory proposed on the r/conspiracy subreddit uses facial recognition to insinuate that Epstein isn’t just alive, but has been for the last 300 or more years; as former president Andrew Jackson.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow