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$100 Million Kick Star xQc Admits His Content Is "Non-Transformative Dog Shit"

xQc admitted to making awful content in an attempt to be "proven right" in his debate against h3h3.

Redditors Convinced Australian Luncheon Mushroom Deaths Were An Elaborate Murder Plot

Neither Patterson nor her two children, who ate a separate meal from the adult diners, suffered any symptoms. It is unclear whether Patterson ate the same lunch as her guests.

What Happens When You Lift-Kit the Cheapest Truck in the World?

Like many great minds before them, the team at Donut Media have set out to answer an incredibly important question; one that has grave implications for humanity as we know it. Or maybe it’s not quite that important, but it is one that makes for an enterta

The Daily Download: 19 Pictures and Stories from the Web (August 9th, 2023)

From trending news to viral photos here are some of the biggest things that hit the web so far this week in a much easier-to-digest format.

‘Planet Vulcan’ Was the 9th Planet That Almost Was

Let’s all pour one out for Vulcan, the planet brother we didn’t know we (almost) had.

Food Fight Breaks Out after Karen and Her Rowdy Table Neighbors Fight over Who’s Worse

"Food fights are always the way to go," @AlexCSHAman commented.

Armed Seven-Foot-Tall Green Aliens Allegedly Removed a Man's Face in Peru

The small rural district of Alto Nanay in Peru is under attack, at least according to its distressed residents. The Ikitu indigenous people who inhabit the region claim that seven-foot-tall translucent green aliens have been terrorizing the town since Jul

"I Quit On Wednesday" - Manager Actually Tries to Order Former Employee Back to Work

An incompetent boss (both with schedules and people skills) tries to coarse an employee to work a few extra days after his last day, even though he is literally moving out of town.

People Are Convinced the James Webb Question Mark Photo Proves We Live in a Simulation

Though the cosmic question mark recently captured by the James Webb Space Telescope may have bewildered the scientific community, the symbol’s meaning is loud and clear to the conspiracy theorists of Reddit, proving we’re all actually living in a simulati

‘My Body Shape Is Too Much for the Job’: Costco Employee Forced to Wear Bigger Clothes By Body Shaming Boss

A Costco employee has gone viral after sharing a video in which she reveals that despite following the company’s dress code, she was told that the shape of her body was inappropriate for the workplace.

A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce

Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.

A Boat Collision In Italy Left a Woman Dead by Propeller

One family’s Italian summer vacation has ended tragically after a horrific crash left one woman, Bloomsbury USA President Adrienne Vaughan, dead, her husband seriously injured, and her two children in shock.

'The Entire Island Is on Fire': Hawaiian Towns Scorched as Flames Engulf Maui

The typically lush, tropical landscape of Hawaii’s Maui island has been looking a bit more charred this week as wildfires continue to sweep through the region, destroying upwards of 14,000 homes and businesses, forcing evacuations and causing some very ap

Man Shocked to Learn South African McDonald's Employees Have Better Benefits than in the US

It seems once again the US lags far behind the rest of the developed (and even underdeveloped) world in many areas.

38 Savage Tweets and Funny Memes to Enjoy

Take a quick break to keep yourself chill and enjoy a round-up of some funny tweets and memes from the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

18 People Share the Reasons Why They Were Fired

20 Facepalms and Fails to Help You Forget About Your Flaws

There's nothing better to help you forget about your own shortcomings than the follies of others.

'One Girl One Bucket': Woman Covers Herself In Sewage In Honor of the Dave Matthews Band Toilet Incident

On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band went where no other rock group had before, dousing an entire Chicago architecture tour boat 800 pounds of pure sewage from their tour bus.

MsTriggaHappy Is The Dominatrix Making Bank By Kicking Men In The Nuts With Red Cartoon Boots

MSCHF’s viral cartoon boots are made for walkin’ … and kicking men in the nuts for large sums of money.

20 Helpful and Useful Things Your Phone Can Do

Our cell phones can do a lot more than just take pictures, make calls, and send texts, that's why they're so smart.

False Profit: Kris Jenner May Be Orchestrating Church Money Laundering Scheme, Finance Expert Claims

They say that the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. But could she have somehow found the time amongst managing her children’s careers to somehow establish a church-based money-laundering scheme? One TikToker certainly seems to think so.

Dad Poops His Pants, Gets Mad at Daughter

People are irrational creatures. We know this, we’re working on it and some of us are even in therapy. But perhaps few people are more irrational than someone with a bruised ego, as one TikToker found out recently.

Dude Secretly Fattens Up His Co-Workers to Get Revenge For Their S**t-Talking

When a guy hears two of his co-workers making fun of one of his best friends, he decides to engage in behavior perfectly suited for the r/pettyrevenge subreddit.

Here’s What 200 Bites from Bulldog Ants Feel Like

We should be grateful to YouTubers, many of whom are willing to answer questions none of us would dare attempt to discover the answers to.