'Your mom' jokes are up 800% over the last decade. Society continues to deteriorate around us and decency is an antiquated concept. It's time to
clap back with some savage insults of your own.
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I was in there first and I lasted a lot longer.
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She's cremated, and still the wettest you'll ever get a girl.
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Why? Did you get tired of disappointing your own parents?
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Damn, her standards really dropped in her old age.
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You dug her up? There probably wasn't much left.
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I've seen my mom, that's not something to brag about.
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"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f--k each other's mothers."
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No wonder she was laughing for three days straight.
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I'd f--k yours too but based on your looks, I'll pass.
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Thanks, I'm not her biggest disappointment anymore.
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I always knew you were a motherf--ker.
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I hope you showed her a good time, she's a nice lady.
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Go home dad, you're drunk.
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Congratulations, you have gonorrhea.
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I hope you buried her again after.
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That's an awful thing to do to your grandma.
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Yeah, she told me all about it. *pinky gesture*
