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There's no other reason for it. Go back to bed, overachiever.

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Well I never used to, but now thanks to this tweet...

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Student loans are the biggest scam and I will die on this hill.

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Should've known a whole lot better, bro.

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I'm not sure that's how the justice system works. Actually it wouldn't surprise me.

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I said thank you!!! Learn how to take a compliment.

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Why does this happen in every picture? There's got to be a science behind this.

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Listen those are some pretty impressive stats alright. Three DUIs is nothing to frown at.

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I dunno what it means, but cricut users are taking over the game.

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Leave the teacher alone, they're just trying to be cool and interesting!

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Amen. They're called MILD for a reason.

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Jason Sudeikis was down bad.

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I'd honestly rather go to prison than ever have to do algebra again.

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Welp, found my Halloween costume for this year.

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The good old days, when you had no idea what the machine would give you.

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Dang. Lady in the streets but a freak in the text.

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They didn't have to Weezer like this.

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Buzz, your gutter palette, WOOF!

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Joke's on you, I live in NYC. We don't pay water bills here.

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Sounds delicious right about now TBH.