As we round out
2020, let's look back at some unfortunate people who just really had terrible luck. These poor souls pulled the short straw, then that straw turned out to be full of murder hornets. And at the end of this crazy year, we should really have a new proverb to describe being in a bad situation than "When life gives you lemons, make
lemonade." What about, "When life gives you
coronavirus, cough on your enemies." Or, "When life starts a forest fire, invest in water." Idk just something to think about...
1
“Ordered a pack of AA batteries…ended up receiving Vaginal Tightener”
2
“Got stung by a Portuguese Man O War in Hawaii on my first day out after quarantining for 2 weeks.”
3
“My uncle’s car this morning…”
4
“Waited 25 minutes for this Hot n Ready.”
5
“Got home from work and found some sparkling apple cider. Drank bout the whole bottle before I noticed it was expired by 5 years, it didn’t taste off or anything, it just looked darker and there were some black flakes at the bottom. I’ve been shitting pure liquid for the past hour.”
6
“This wall totaled my car.”
7
“The small business I worked at since high school didn’t survive the pandemic.”
8
“Staff appreciation day. 6 of us work here.”
9
“Got a new socket set. Looks like DeWalt is losing the 10mm from the start so you dont have to!”
10
“My BF just got his driveway re-done. Fed-Ex came by to deliver a package.”
12
“My knife broke when I tried to cut the watermelon I just bought, just to find out that it went bad.”
13
“Waited forever to get my passport, finally ready to go on vacation (pre pandemic). And come home to this.”
14
“My toddler and I walked to the park …… just to find that the whole playground has been removed.”
16
“Walked outside to leave for work today, and some kind individual stole all my wheels… happy holidays!”
17
“Got a nosebleed while wearing a white mask.”
18
“Welp. My friend gives good tattoos and he’s only asking for tips” says my girlfriend.”
19
“My neighbours son was hiding from them so he could sneak a smoke, he put his bud out on a paper bark tree and set the tree and my back yard on fire. First photo is how close the fire was to my gas bottles.”
21
“I wondered why dinner tasted odd. Guess I’m never letting my mother cook dinner ever again.”
22
“My ‘dishwasher safe’ bottle, is in fact, not dishwasher safe.”
23
“Playing with my 10 y/o son, pretending I don’t know what our opponents name means.”
24
“Good morning, I just poured milk onto my plastic wrapped coffee.”
25
“3AM and my building is on fire. Not to mention I have a midterm tomorrow.”
