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You'll never have to eat again!

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If the sign said "clean restrooms" would he have done it?

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Tank tops do not protect against shark attacks.

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Well at least I know it will never be my body bag.

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Well... still only 31. The cowboys are not winning any time soon.

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And the best Thor movie since Ragnarok!

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I can afford the watch... ing other people in the Apple store through the window.

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And after all that, the trash had as good a chance as they did at killing the DS.

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The realistic answer.

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Believe it or not...

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Ask and you shall receive.

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What a strange answer.

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The only green vehicle that gets under 15 mpg.

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That's suspicious. We'll have to triangulate his position.

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