Life's not all that bad. Sure, sometimes you get
assaulted by a sasquatch on a dry creek bed. And certainly, many a mistake will be made in your lifetime. But they say the only difference between the novice and the master is the master has
failed more than the novice has tried. So go on, take a look at these hard-working individuals obtaining top-tier "mastery" in their respective endeavors.
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127 Hours made this look too tempting.
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“Slipped in the shower, landed on the toilet.”
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“I got shot at this morning because I flashed my headlights and honked at a group of early 20 yo kids that cut me off in traffic which almost caused me to wreck.”
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Why would they even make this an option?
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That feeling when you find cinnamon sugar shrimp tails in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Read my lips: this isn’t nice.
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Well, I don’t think AppleCare covers that.
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“Homestyle, spicy, or foodborne illness?”
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How are there this many plates when restaurants are at half capacity?
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These are the moments they cut out of all those HGTV shows.
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When your dog gets into the oil paint because he wants to join Blue Man Group.
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Measure twice, then measure again, then think about it before this happens.
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Breakfast in bed is good. Dinner in bed is a disaster.
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You do the marijuana, be prepared to suffer the consequences.
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When you go up to get the Halloween decorations in the attic but end up becoming the Halloween decoration.
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Nice to have a Tiny Home, but you shouldn’t protect it with a tiny hose.
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“I just wanted some ice.”
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“I’m 5’11 and still shop in the Children’s section.” For Sale. Baby Shoes. On A Grown Man.
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How to make a cheesier drink.
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Once again…”Well, I don’t think AppleCare covers that.”
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“Toddler wanted to do puzzles.” Sadly, when they finished these, there was still one piece missing from each.
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I’ve made other plans for Thanksgiving.
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When you order a “Salami Baguette” from IKEA.
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What’s worse than finding a snake in your toilet? Finding one that comes and goes as it pleases.
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We can fight over which way the roll goes, but not like this.
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When dad doesn’t spring for someone from Best Buy to mount the TV for you.
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Did the car… fly into the garage?
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“When you pay extra for a window seat.”
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Really throwing a whole monkey wrench into your commute.
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Great stories don’t always have a beginning, middle, and end. Sometimes, you only need two parts.
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Doing the right thing did not pay off.
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Their jokes go so long.
36
Might be some identity fraud here.
