Twitter has become the place where internet happens. It used to be reddit, and before that Facebook, but now Twitter is simply where news and life happens.

It helps that everyone on Twitter is trying to be a stand-up comedian, so that's why all these quotes are pretty funny. They're not the greatest jokes of all time, but they're definitely worth a chuckle.

So if you need a pick-me-up or just something humorous to look at for a few minutes, scroll through these droplets of wisdom and be amused.

Then click this to go somewhere else.