What a legend.

This man lost his birth penis to a serious infection, but he found a doctor somewhere who was expertly trained in making brand new penises from scratch.

So for the past four years he's had this replacement penis growing on his arm, waiting to have it cut off and attached to his crotch, where penises normally are.

Unfortunately we couldn't find any uncensored pics of the lil' arm dicky, but the details of how a penis can be shaped and grown are pretty entertaining. Overall, it makes penises seem not that exciting honestly.

Hopefully you're having a better day than the guy who walks around with a schlong dangling from his arm all day long.