While there are a couple "right" ways to poop, there's way more "wrong" ways to poop, and this poor lady's boyfriend has stumbled upon a truly terrible method.

The man in question apparently takes all his clothes off and stands on top of his toilet seat, perched like Golum, before beginning to drop a deuce. And he does this every time he poops.

You have too much time on your hands if you're pooping like that.

His girlfriend took to Reddit to see if she was the crazy one for wanting him to stop, or at least wipe his feet off after standing on the toilet seat, and people weren't afraid to speak their minds.

If you have any expert level pooping methods of your own, please keep them to yourselves.