Back in the day, young people learned about different sex maneuvers by having one slightly older friend who would pass on their own mismatched understanding of how sex worked. That was the only way you really ever learned about anything important.

Today's kids however have overly horny people who go on Twitter and TikTok to spout their own graphic advice. It's not much better than before but it's not exactly worse.

But for some reason, this one random guy's step-by-step descriptions of oral sex got a ton of attention and brought out people's irrational horniness in a way that no one was expecting.

Some of his details are a little too salacious to include here, but there's links to his original posts below.

So if you've ever wanted to read a stranger's thoughts on cunnilingus, fellatio, and anilingus, here's your chance.