This lucky guy ruined his one-night stand when he woke up the next morning and accidentally squeezed out a little poo poo on his date's bed sheets.

Apparently a night of hard drinking made his insides a little squishy, causing him to involuntarily painting a racing stripe on a clean white sheet with his booty cheeks.

He was able to hide the stain from the woman for a bit, during which his friend took to Twitter to see what kind of helpful advice people might have for him.

Some people came up with pretty clever advice on the issue, so if you ever find yourself in this stinky predicament maybe something here can come in handy.