Madonna is one of those celebrities that never seems to go away entirely. No one's really out there rooting for her, asking her to try to stay in any sort of spotlight, and yet she continues to seek our attention.

This time she tried taking a page out of the Kardashian handbook by posting a semi-nude selfie. Only problem is she's gotten pretty old and things weren't exactly in tip-top shape.

However, seeing most of her naked body got people clamoring again about the conspiracy that many A-list celebrities, like Madonna, consume a chemical known as 'adrenochrome' in order to try to stay young–looking.

Adrenochrome is a derivative of naturally-occurring adrenaline, and fringe lunatics believe wealthy elites involved in pizzagate sacrificed children and drank their blood in order to obtain fresh adrenochrome.

But based on how much Madonna has clearly aged in this selfie, it seems unlikely she really gulps down kids' blood to look young.