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Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

There's only 666 pairs available, obviously.

By nootens

Published 4 years ago in Creepy

The rapper Lil Nas X partnered with the marketing company MSCHF (who strapped a paintball gun onto a robotic dog earlier this year) to customize 666 pairs of Satanic Nike Air Maxes.

The shoes contain a red colored liquid in the sole that also contains a single drop of real human blood.

While the shoes are real, Nike isn't technically part of the plan, as the shoes were bought and customized by MSCHF independently. However, religious folk everywhere are freaking out and ready to burn Nike down to the ground.
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    Lil Nas X released these Satanic Nikes to promote some new music video where he goes to hell to twerk on Satan.

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    That red stuff in the see-through sole is mostly dyed liquid, but each shoe is supposed to contain one drop of real human blood.

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Where did they get that blood, and what's with this receipt for "several juicy children" from Russia doing over here?

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Inside the shoebox is supposed to be Satanic artwork.

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Seems kind of corny but not that sensational.

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Just a guy and his dorky lil' shoes.

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Well apparently some people think these shoes are signaling that the End Times are nigh.

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    One lady threw her Nikes out after seeing the shoes.

    Why are conservatives always so ready to throw their stuff out? Are they just waiting around for an excuse to be like, "Yeah lemme stuff these Dr. Seuss books down the toilet!"

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Dude's got a point...

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    This is the best way to summarize the whole thing.

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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    Meanwhile the real question remains:

    Religious People Fear for Their Lives over Satanic Nikes Made with Human Blood

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