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How romantic.

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Blood diamonds.

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The media won't show you.

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Time for an upgrade.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Bring in the scabs.

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Every kiss begins with K.

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First place, bitches!!!

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Must hurt to see other people living out your dreams.

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SASSY LADIES.

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Lock him down, sweetheart.

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Have to take into account the interest rate on egg payments.

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I know what I got.

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Jumbo grade A? In this economy?!

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She's the bread-winner.

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Oof. No thank you.

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HAWT!

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Sugar daddy.

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Happy Valentine's Day, baby.

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Worth it.

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"Can you just try running it again?"

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I hate it here.

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We used to have fun.

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Being in your 30s is just worrying about eggs and then going to bed.