Children jokes - jokes

Not in the Pool!

Not in the Pool!

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the...

By Zealousplaya2

Featured 17 years ago

Brokeback Spiders

Brokeback Spiders

A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature was....

By mandysweety88

Featured 17 years ago

Brains

Brains

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Nice Bike

Nice Bike

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...

By gooberman86

Featured 17 years ago

Bush at School

Bush at School

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Little Johnny

Little Johnny

A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, ''Walt Disney...

By xxxlp

Featured 17 years ago

Baby What?

Baby What?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus...

By chizad12345

Featured 17 years ago

Swallowed Whole

Swallowed Whole

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Satan and Santa

Satan and Santa

Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil. One says, What do you think about all that Satan...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

A Girl and Her Twinkie

A Girl and Her Twinkie

A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. While her dad is getting his hair cut, the girl begins eating a snack cake. While she's...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Math Grade

Math Grade

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Brutal Honesty

Brutal Honesty

A kindergarten teacher gives her class an assignment to draw a picture of someone they admire. What a great picture, she says to one...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

I Like Your Thinking

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Sneek a Peek

Sneek a Peek

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Deep Dark Secrets

Deep Dark Secrets

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Tough Surgery

Tough Surgery

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Bad Students

Bad Students

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Dark In Here

Dark In Here

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Dads Job

Dads Job

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a lawyer for the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Baby Talk

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Cheerios

Cheerios

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Catholic School

Catholic School

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Lost with Grandpa

Lost with Grandpa

A small boy was lost at the Mall of America. The six-year-old approached a uniformed policeman and tearfully told him, "I've lost my grandpa."...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Ten Times the Normal Size

Ten Times the Normal Size

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Missing God

Missing God

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

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