A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...
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Featured 18 years ago
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so...
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you...
A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, "That's sure a pretty dress you're wearing." The...
Featured 19 years ago
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and...
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that...
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,...
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in...
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked,...
Mum walked into the bathroom one day & found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste. "What the hell do you...
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they...
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a...
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really...
There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys...
A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not...
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's...
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said...
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came...
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are...
Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it. He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative...
The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the...
Matt's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if...
