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‘It’s DoorDash!’: Police Lure Elderly Woman Outside With the Promise of Food

In the United States, cops are basically allowed to say whatever they want.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

New Flat Earth Theory Suggests the Earth Is Round, Actually

The flat Earthers have come full circle.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Handsy Tailor Is Back, and He’s Making ‘Young White Boys’ Uncomfortable

Sam’s Tailor is a Hong Kong-based tailor with almost 400,000 followers, who describes himself as “famous worldwide” with a “clientele seemingly culled from the pages of the International Who's Who.” Good for him!

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Drunk Woman Tells Her Neighbors They're Laughing Too Loud in the Middle of the Day

Don't you love neighborly neighbors?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Goes to McDonald’s Wearing 50 Sprays of Nautica Blue Cologne

At some level, this is biological warfare.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Infuriated After Her Clips Were Used in An ED Pill Advertisement Without Her Consent

Unchecked A.I.’s reign of terror continues with one woman taking to TikTok to share the story of how her likeness was used to advertise an erectile dysfunction medication without her knowledge or consent.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Florida Man in Excavator Turns Jumbo Jet Into a Toy Plane

There’s a reason why so many children’s toys are based around construction sites: they’re fun.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Idiot Drivers Crashing Their Fancy Cars

For some reason, people with fancy cars really love destroying them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Surprisingly, Everyone Who Stared At the Sun Is Now Complaining of Eye Pain

Yesterday, an eclipse was visible across the United States.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Teen Nearly Blinded After Staring at Eclipse Through Telescope

If you looked at the sun without glasses yesterday, you really shouldn’t have. That’s because even a brief unprotected stare into an eclipse can cause irreversible eye damage, says the Adler Planetarium.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Crypto Bros Bought $29k of Coin Even After Creator Promised to Scam Them

If you’ve spent any time in the crypto space, you’re probably familiar with the concept of a “rug pull.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Cheese-Obsessed British Husband Won’t Stop Eating Blocks No Matter What His Wife Thinks

Far from being an app for children, there are plenty of adults on TikTok, using the app to varying degrees of success.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Husband Learns His Wife Left Him for An 19-Year-Old Through Reddit

In what I’m hoping beyond hope is a fake post, a man took to Reddit to ask for advice after getting into an argument with his wife about how much one-on-one time she’s been spending with a male friend who happens to be 11 years her junior.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Threatens Burger King Worker with Gun for Giving Him Discount

For most people, getting an unexpected discount would make their day.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Should I Break Up With Her?’: Redditor Forced to Choose Between His Spectacular ‘80s Mullet and His Girlfriend

In what is surely one of the greatest injustices of our time, a man with a truly majestic head of hair took to Reddit to ask for advice after being presented with an ultimatum by his girlfriend: lose the hair or lose her.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Boyfriend Likened to 'ISIS Hostage' In Girlfriend's Easter Dinner Video

One of the joys of being in a relationship is all of the nice little things you do for each other.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘LOOK AT MYSELF!’: Woman Winds Up With Hugely Swollen Lips After Allergic Reaction to Lip Filler Removal

At least she has a sense of humor about it.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Same Cargo Ship That Took Down the Maryland Bridge Took Down A Belgian Port Wall Back in 2016

Earlier this week, the U.S. was shocked after a ship rammed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Merricka, Leviathan and Genyzis: Baby Names In 2024 Have Reached New Heights of Unhinged

Baby names in 2024 are getting way too out of hand.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Cop Tries His Best Not to Shoot Home Run

It’s gotta be hard to be a cop — you want to shoot everything, but society says you can’t! What a conundrum!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The 11 Most Insane Things Anyone Has Ever Said in an Interview

Celebrities get interviewed a lot — and when that happens, you’re definitely going to let something slip that you later realize you shouldn’t have said.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Guy Who Shot Ronald Reagan Says He’s Being Unfairly Canceled

Has society gone too woke? These days, you can’t even try to kill the president!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Pranks Roommate By Playing Vengabus on Hidden Speaker While He Gets It On

Undoubtedly one of the best things about having roommates is finding new and exciting ways to annoy them, and some enterprising young folk on TikTok have uncovered an absolutely brilliant one: hiding a speaker in their room while they’re getting busy and

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny