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Americans Get Roasted After Saying ‘No One Warned Them’ About Europe’s Cobblestone Roads
America is pretty different from Europe. Not only do they have such crazy innovations as “walkable cities,” but they also have functioning public transit that means you don’t need to drive a car, even if you really, really want to.
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Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?
As is the way, an incredibly inexplicable (to those who don’t work in the industry) meme has emerged from one corner of Tech Twitter: the idea that DocuSign has 400,000, or 4 million, or 40 million, employees.
By cathybara
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Alexander the Great? More Like Alexander the Gay!
Days after Alexander: The Making of a God hit Netflix on January 31, the series skyrocketed to viral fame for all the wrong reasons, with right-wingers decrying the series’ depiction of the Greek king’s complex relationship with Hephaestion, a General in
By Carly Tennes
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This DIY Polyurethane Foam Party Looks Like a Lot of Fun — Also Very Cancerous
Have you ever attended a foam party but felt there was something … missing? An element of danger? Strong, chemically odors? A warning in accordance with California Proposition 65?
By Carly Tennes
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Woman Pooped the Bed While on First Date with Her Now-Boyfriend
Last week, the beauty creator, better known by her username @hannah_hcb, headed to TikTok to share a story she once “swore” she’d take to the grave, revealing how her decision to go to Little Caesars on a first date led to a bathroom — or should we say be
By Carly Tennes
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The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
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Indian Actress Pisses Off Internet After Faking Death to Raise Cervical Cancer Awareness
Though model Poonam Pandey may have intended to raise awareness surrounding cervical cancer, on social media, she wound up inadvertently raising awareness of the ails of faking one’s death.
By Carly Tennes
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'You'll Be Fine': U.S. Military Begs Catgirls to Enlist As Recruitment Hits Historic Lows
As military recruitment hits record lows, boasting the “smallest active-duty force since 1940,” per WAVY, the U.S. The Armed Forces have taken a novel new approach in increasing enlistments, — begging cat girls to bear their claws and fight our national e
By Carly Tennes
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The Most Ethical Thing a Polyamorist Can Do Is Shut Up
A couple weeks ago now, New York magazine managed to awaken a sleeping beast of once bygone online discourse — reviving the bludgeoned-to-death debate on polyamorous relationships in its new cover story, “What Does A Polycule Actually Look Like?”
By Carly Tennes
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All the Stupid Things People Are Doing With the Apple Vision Pro
Days after Apple released their new headset, the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro, it appears several tech dudes have already decided to hop on the bandwagon of transforming their entire reality into an ADHD-fueled Subway Surfers meme.
By Carly Tennes
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Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
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Barefoot People Must Be Stopped: Couple Cuts Out Bottom of Shoes to Hide Public Bare Feet
In short, the world isn’t designed for the barefoot. Our streets are covered in broken glass, our sidewalks rocky cement. Even if you’re at a park with lush greenery, you’ll probably need to drop a deuce at some point — and that means venturing into a pub
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'This Program Sucks!': Kid Refuses to Mince Words In Mid-Recital Review
No matter how unenthused you may be about attending your child’s recital, it appears no one wants to be there less than one truth-talking kid, who interrupted a choral performance to share just how much he hated the show.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
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Demi Lovato Sang Her Song “Heart Attack” to a Room of Heart Attack Survivors
Though the American Heart Association may be all about helping Americans reduce their risk of heart disease and stroke, pop star Demi Lovato decided to take these goals to extreme new heights, performing her song “Heart Attack” at one of the nonprofit’s r
By Carly Tennes
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