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Drunk Ninja Turtle Misjudges Crowd and Stage Dives Into the Dirt

The first rule of stage diving is, know your audience.

The Exact Moment YouTube Music Employees Found Out They Had Been Laid Off While Speaking in Front of the Austin City Council

The only thing worse than public speaking? Public speaking … only to get fired moments later.

Guy Chews Out Girlfriend After Catching Her Kissing Another Guy

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up in a verbal parking lot smackdown? Like the answer to most eBaum’s World quandaries, the answer comes down good ‘ol dose of cheating.

Wife Peeved After Husband Insisted On Wearing Apple Vision Pros to Their Wedding

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white, here comes the groom, all dressed in … an extremely overpriced Apple gadget.

Couple Breaks Up In the Middle of a Comedy Show

Though one couple may have headed out for a comedy show date night, their evening on the town turned out to be no laughing matter, the pair calling it quits in the midst of a comedian’s set.

Landlord Cosplays As Homeless Person On LinkedIn

Just when you thought landlords couldn't get any worse, this landlord and LinkedIn user (truly the worst combination of person) really really wants the masses to think he’s homeless, heading to LinkedIn to share the dirtiest, raunchiest piece of hustle po

Woman Threatens to Sue Store After Being Refused Service

You catch more sandwiches with honey than you do with vinegar.

Bartenders Are Hunting for the Hell’s Kitchen Bar Pissing Bandit

One of the internet’s favorite hobbies is playing armchair sleuth.

OnlyFans Mom Complains About Picking Up Her Puking Child From School

Believe it or not, OnlyFans creators have lives outside of getting freaky on cam.

JLo Is Charging Fans $4,000 to Stand in Her Presence

It’s no secret that while some artists are in it for the love of their craft, others are in it primarily for the money.

Chicken Shop Employees Work Together to Fight Off Rowdy Customers

Chicken shops are second only to Waffle Houses in terms of fights.

Girl Gives the Worst National Anthem Performance Maybe Ever

The national anthem is a song that’s received many renditions, with a significant majority of them being absolutely unlistenable.

Kids Left In Tears After Willy Wonka Experience Resembles Meth Lab

Some Scottish children were lucky enough to experience an immersive Willy Wonka event recently, complete with the intense feelings of disappointment and even fear that most of the kids on the factory tour likely felt in the Gene Wilder classic.

Guy Takes Out Group of People at High Speeds On His First Day Skiing

The only difference between skiing and bowling? Nothing, if you’re this guy.

Emirates Flight Crew Forced to Fight Violent Man Mid-Flight

Though the passengers aboard a recent Emirates flight may have been intending to travel from Dubai to Islamabad, they wound up taking a detour to fist city after an apparently drunk traveler decided to duke it out with crew members.

‘Who Am I Gonna Call Now?’: Citizens Debate What to Do After Seeing Two Ambulances Crash Into Each Other

Poland has experienced a real “who watches the Watchmen”-style situation. In short, two ambulances crashed into each other — leaving a lot of people wondering what exactly they’re supposed to do in this situation.

Manager in a Wheelchair Attacks Amazon Driver for His Package Placement

We can all admit that Amazon isn’t great about placing packages where you want them to. That said, there’s got to be a better solution than this.

Tennis Star Calls Out Biased Ump For Bad Call

Reigning U.S. Open victor Coco Gauff may have won her match against Czechia’s Karolína Plíšková at the Dubai Tennis Championships on Wednesday, yet there was absolutely no love between her and the umpire, the pair landing in a heated mid-game spat over a

See-Through Pants Are the MLB’s New Attraction

You asked, they listened: You can finally see baseball players’ cocks.

Disney Cruise Guests Terrorized After Horn Blares All Night

‘Get Your F—king Kid Out of the Bar’: Woman Harasses New Mom for Sitting Near Restaurant Bar With Her Kid

If you’ve got kids, you can’t always just leave them at home in front of the TV. Sometimes, you have to bring them places — a move that causes some people to inexplicably hate your guts.

Dude Sets Himself on Fire While Smoking a Bowl

When smoking weed in public, you’ve gotta be subtle. You have to hide it as best you can, masking both the action and the smell so people around you don’t get suspicious.

McDonald’s Drive-Thru Customer Tries to Argue His Way Into Free Fries

A small order of fries from McDonald’s is, on average, less than $4. It’s not nothing, but I think it’s safe to say that anything worth less than $5 isn’t worth getting into a prolonged argument about.

‘How Do You Have Insurance?’: Woman Shows Off All of Her Totaled Cars From the Past Five Years

Anyone who has ever driven a car knows that the scariest thing about driving is other drivers. One terrifying driver has identified herself on TikTok through a slideshow of all the cars she’s totaled over the years — she’s 21 now, and has written off six

Man Nearly Gets Final Destination-ed After Driver Fails to Secure His Load

Some people buy a truck and think they know how to do DIY.