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‘Zero Survival Instinct’: Lady Walking Down the Street Accidentally Gets Closed Inside Random Garage

When most people picture a kidnapping, they probably envision someone in a mask and hood throwing them into a car and driving away.

Person Impaled By Butt Plug While Wearing It During an MRI Suing Maker of Sex Toy

Some people like wearing butt plugs. I personally don’t get it, but to each their own.

TikTokers Are Literally Speaking in Gibberish Now

To those who don’t spend 90 percent of their days on TikTok, opening the app can feel like touching down in an unfamiliar land — foreign language included.

Woman Refuses to Return Her Shopping Cart at the Grocery Store Because of Sex Trafficking

Few people are more convinced of their chances of being sex trafficked than white middle-class American women while simultaneously being one of the groups least likely to fall victim to sex trafficking.

Entitled Teen Jet Skier Learns a Hard Lesson About Speeding in a No Wake Zone

Jet skis are, for all their fun, dangerous — especially when you don’t follow the rules.

Woman Takes a Home Run to the Dome at Mets Game

It’s every kid’s dream to catch a home-run ball.

Streamer Dares Woman to Go Swimming, Runs Away When She Calls For Help

In the latest example of content creators being terrible human beings for views, streamer Natalie Reynolds has gone viral for daring a woman who couldn’t swim to jump into a lake for a stunt, only to run away laughing as the woman called for help.

Toronto Woman Drives Her Car Straight Into Wet Concrete As Construction Workers Look on in Horror

Anyone who has ever operated a vehicle knows that the worst thing about driving is other drivers, and a Toronto woman has provided us with the perfect example of a driver we’d rather not encounter on the roads.

World’s Biggest Dork Thinks A.I. Will Replace Drinking Within Five Years

People really need to calm down about A.I.

How Antonio Brown Lost All of His $88 Million

Former wide receiver Antonio Brown isn’t having a good week.

DnD Player Tries to Lay Out the Official ‘44 Rules of DnD,’ and Other DnD Players Are Pissed

Dungeons & Dragons is a game all about immersion and world-building.

Busty Two-Headed A.I. Farmer Girls Are Taking Over Facebook

Anyone still clinging to the sinking ship that is Facebook has probably noticed the influx of low-quality A.I.-generated content that’s been flooding the site, posted almost exclusively by bizarrely named pages that exist solely to farm engagement.

Guy Says Sleeping With His Long Lost Brother Made Him Realize He Wasn’t Actually Gay

Once again, people on the internet are oversharing and leaving a trail of destruction and a crowd of traumatized viewers in their wake.

Woman Refuses to Take No For an Answer and Instead Gets Arrested For Felony Assault

Mihee Lucia Choe learned a valuable life lesson, albeit a tough one. When a police officer tells you to not cause a disturbance, shoving them is the quickest way to put yourself in handcuffs.

The 10 Funniest Top Golf Fails of the Week

Top Golf is a place where anything can happen.

Venezuelan Politician Tries to ‘Turn His State into an NFT,’ Accidentally Breaks the Power Grid

While the NFT boom has largely subsided, some people still can’t admit that the game is over and we should all just pack up our JPGs and go home.

American Tourist Called Out for Her Abhorrent Behavior Toward Japanese Woman in Traditional Clothing

Japan is the place that foreigners go to be extremely not normal.

Man Randomly Punching People On the Street Finds Someone to Hit Him Back

Topps Releases Custom Card for Woman Who Got Hit With 110mph Line Drive

Die-hard sports often get fun of for being a bit too attached to their favorite teams.

Woman Refuses to Acknowledge Emergency Row Instruction, Gets Arrested

For God’s sake, flying on a plane doesn’t need to be this hard.

Influencer Roasted After Accidentally Naming Her Daughter ‘Tess Stickle’

Technically, the child’s name is Theresa Havens Stickle, and she was born to Kelly Havens Stickle, who appears to be a fairly conservative Christian tradwife influencer, and her husband Levi, who already have two sons, James and Thad.

‘It’s a Baby’: Crying Baby Starts a Shouting Match at Mexican Restaurant

A 50-year-old woman named Madi was recently arrested after causing a disturbance with her public freakout at a Mexican restaurant. The cause of her freakout? A crying baby.

Men Are Getting Beard Transplants, and It’s Terrifying

Commenters were unforgiving, with one top comment simply reading, “Congrats it looks terrible.”

Harrowing New Dash Cam Footage Shows the Second A Semi Truck Driver Almost Drove Off of a Bridge

Earlier this year, a Louisville driver captured headlines after almost driving a semi off of a bridge.

Australia’s Richest Woman Demands Art Gallery Take Her Ugly Portrait Down

Now this is how you troll someone.