One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her...
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my...
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw the Easter Bunny sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The Easter...
John says, "The good news is Christ is risen." Peter says, "That's great! But, what's the bad news?" John, looking around, says, "He's...
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for...
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are...
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,...
A pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two...
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in...
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Yo mama's so stupid, she put...
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mama's...
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand...
An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans...
Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The...
There was this Native American boy who was confused so this is what he asked his mother: Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm? She...
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the...
An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian...
An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."...
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the...
Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls...
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes...
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under...
There was an old Jewish man living in an assisted living center. At 10 pm on a Saturday night there was a knock on his door. The man opened the...
