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Good Health Plan

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating...

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Featured 19 years ago

Free Groceries

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with...

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Featured 19 years ago

Pulled Over

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind...

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Featured 19 years ago

Designated Decoy

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing...

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Featured 19 years ago

Dog Out of Gas

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that...

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Featured 19 years ago

Oral

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told...

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Featured 19 years ago

Sunburn

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after...

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Featured 19 years ago

Extra Large

A woman walks into a pharmacy and tentatively approaches the pharmacist. The pharmacist, seeing her hesitancy, asks if there is anything that he...

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Featured 19 years ago

Kisses

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in...

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Featured 19 years ago

Chocolate Nuts

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a...

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Featured 19 years ago

Freudian Slip

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian slip the other day." The other man responds,...

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Featured 19 years ago

Screwinh the Business

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," says the bartender. "That'll be one cent." "One penny?!" exclaims the guy. "That’s...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Good Bet

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on...

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Featured 19 years ago

Fishing Trip

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone...

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Featured 19 years ago

Bank Robbers

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the...

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Featured 19 years ago

Divorce

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I...

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Featured 19 years ago

First Drink

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son...

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Featured 19 years ago

Turtle Picnic

Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the...

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Featured 19 years ago

Panda Definition

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When...

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Featured 19 years ago

Archaeologist

Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Joke - jokes

Good Health Plan

Free Groceries

Pulled Over

Designated Decoy

Dog Out of Gas

Oral

Sunburn

Extra Large

Kisses

Chocolate Nuts

Freudian Slip

Screwinh the Business

Good Bet

Fishing Trip

Bank Robbers

Divorce

First Drink

Turtle Picnic

Panda Definition

Archaeologist

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