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Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...

By eyendsky

Featured 16 years ago

Small World

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The...

By buddha247

Featured 16 years ago

Texans

Two hill-billies from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan...

By Molocter

Featured 16 years ago

Rectum Stretcher

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in...

By MPBlaster

Featured 16 years ago

Cinderella Story

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world ...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Superman That Hoe

Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...

By austinromero07

Featured 16 years ago

What starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your...

By swifttallon

Featured 16 years ago

Kids are quick

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...

By jinky1888

Featured 16 years ago

Marriage Quotes by Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...

By earthwormjerm

Featured 16 years ago

The Priest's Question

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass,...

By Rocketfan

Featured 16 years ago

Hawaii Vacation

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. ...

By Cheflumplump

Featured 16 years ago

He Said, She Said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...

By swifttallon

Featured 16 years ago

Are Computers Male or Female?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

2008's First Christmas Joke

2008's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season'...

By Ricky2

Featured 16 years ago

Proof

Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Lobster Story

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It...

By seeley17

Featured 16 years ago

Be Strong

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in...

By rswiggs4

Featured 16 years ago

Endangered

A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it...

By mgunit

Featured 16 years ago

Good hair day

One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s...

By Firuze

Featured 16 years ago

Green Golf Balls

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The...

By iLIKEtoSAYpoop

Featured 16 years ago

Construction Worker

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...

By bengoldsberry

Featured 16 years ago

Now that is FOUL!

What did the Leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip....

By HunterDad

Featured 16 years ago

10 Story Shots

Two men were in a bar, 10 stories off the ground. The first man took a shot and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he appeared at the...

By RCMSROCKBOY

Featured 16 years ago

Skydiving Test

A man has just come home after his first jump as a paratrooper. His father an old vet himself asks his son how it went. "Well dad everyone else...

By Socojo

Featured 16 years ago

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Ten Things Only Women Understand

Small World

Texans

Rectum Stretcher

Cinderella Story

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

Superman That Hoe

What starts with F and ends with K

Kids are quick

Marriage Quotes by Men

The Priest's Question

Hawaii Vacation

He Said, She Said

Are Computers Male or Female?

2008's First Christmas Joke

Proof

Lobster Story

Be Strong

Endangered

Good hair day

Green Golf Balls

Construction Worker

Now that is FOUL!

10 Story Shots

Skydiving Test

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