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Black balls

Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The...

By Grossberger23

Featured 16 years ago

Bob In Trouble

Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed, and started to give him the business. She told him...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Bank On It

Why did the man's bank account become shaky?

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

Clubbed

What do you call a bankrupted golf club business ? "Fore" closure!

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

Gratitude

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was...

By poncecub

Featured 16 years ago

Three Kinds

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,...

By buddha247

Featured 16 years ago

Not in the Pool!

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the...

By Zealousplaya2

Featured 16 years ago

The Coffin

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Be Careful What You Wish For...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders and the man says, 'A hamburger, chips and...

By gogojonny13

Featured 16 years ago

New Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on...

By Cbax819

Featured 16 years ago

The Mudhole

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. As they came to a muddy part of the road, their car got...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

She's getting the raise!

A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria:...

By Cbax819

Featured 16 years ago

Contagious

A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air...

By slipknob

Featured 16 years ago

Definitely

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...

By ADLife

Featured 16 years ago

Where Do Babies Come From?

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put...

By ADLife

Featured 16 years ago

3 Rednecks in a Morgue

Three smiling redneck corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death....

By HandCannon

Featured 16 years ago

Palin and the Pope

Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing in Venice. The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience,...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

You're An EXTREME Redneck When....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

My Head, Your Wife

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 16 years ago

Female vs Male Friendships

Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's...

By GagOnMyShaft

Featured 16 years ago

Brokeback Spiders

A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature was....

By mandysweety88

Featured 16 years ago

Voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America. I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a...

By bgamble

Featured 16 years ago

Bubba's Sick

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address,...

By ashxo08

Featured 16 years ago

Married Guys Go Fishing

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...

By kanesport15

Featured 16 years ago

Jokes - jokes

Black balls

Bob In Trouble

Bank On It

Clubbed

Gratitude

Three Kinds

Not in the Pool!

The Coffin

Be Careful What You Wish For...

New Study

The Mudhole

She's getting the raise!

Contagious

Definitely

Where Do Babies Come From?

3 Rednecks in a Morgue

Palin and the Pope

You're An EXTREME Redneck When....

My Head, Your Wife

Female vs Male Friendships

Brokeback Spiders

Voting Democrat

Bubba's Sick

Married Guys Go Fishing

Hospital Patient

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