Marriage - jokes

Subject Drug Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Women Should Never Ask

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

What would you do?

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...

By imdave77

Featured 16 years ago

Happy and Sad

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the...

By breena

Featured 16 years ago

Marriage Quotes by Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...

By earthwormjerm

Featured 17 years ago

Hawaii Vacation

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. ...

By Cheflumplump

Featured 17 years ago

He Said, She Said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...

By swifttallon

Featured 17 years ago

Gratitude

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was...

By poncecub

Featured 17 years ago

Married Guys Go Fishing

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do...

By lorddread

Featured 17 years ago

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By __

Featured 17 years ago

Is That Your Final Answer?

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered,...

By busdriverwillie

Featured 17 years ago

One Angry Husband

A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding. The cop walks up and informs the...

By TheCommentator

Featured 17 years ago

Special Night

A married couple decided to spend the night of their 20th anniversary alone, with the husband planning a special night for his wife of many...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

30 Years

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we...

By aablueangel

Featured 17 years ago

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...

By arass

Featured 17 years ago

The Right Woman

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Big Fight

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife. Too bad, says the bartender. How’d it...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Ralph's Surgery

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Detective Service

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted...

By demon94

Featured 17 years ago

Upset

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Foxy

Q: How do you turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry it.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Dead Wife

Two buddies are talking and one says to the other, Listen, I think my wife is dead. How come? She’s the same in bed, but the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Marriage - jokes

Subject Drug Warning

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Women Should Never Ask

What would you do?

Happy and Sad

The Silent Treatment

Marriage Quotes by Men

Hawaii Vacation

He Said, She Said

Gratitude

Married Guys Go Fishing

.

Is That Your Final Answer?

One Angry Husband

Special Night

30 Years

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

Underwear dust

The Right Woman

Big Fight

Ralph's Surgery

Detective Service

Upset

Foxy

Dead Wife

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