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Growing Up In The Eighties

Dear Kids of America: When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they...

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Featured 18 years ago

Things To Do With Your AOL Disks

At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier). Give them to young children play...

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Featured 18 years ago

WBAM FM Chicago - Mate Match

On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call...

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Featured 18 years ago

Dont You Hate It When

You've been standing in a grocery store line-up for at least 10 minutes, you're next in line and a cashier opens up a line. Inevitably, all the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Ways to irritate a Telemarketer

When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

How To Beat A Speeding Ticket.

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I...

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Featured 18 years ago

Dear Mr Abby

Ever Wondered what if would be like if Dear Abby was a man? Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my bestfriend and...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners

I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with. A girl...

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Consumer Labels

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that...

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Featured 18 years ago

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

directions: read these outloud (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you...

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Featured 18 years ago

Ways To Annoy

The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More. Annoy People 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills ...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Question and Answer

Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

A letter from one neighbor to another

Dear Disgusting Neighbor, I don't mind that you are fat. I don't mind that you are ugly. I don't mind that you have huge, purple patches of...

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Featured 18 years ago

Manisms

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a...

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Featured 18 years ago

Hunters

Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. They hire an airplane to drop them off in a remote region. The pilot drops them off and tells...

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Featured 18 years ago

Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Your Age in Chocolate

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway--but the Hershey Man will know! It takes less than a minute. Work this out...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Archaeologist

Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Misc text - jokes

Growing Up In The Eighties

Things To Do With Your AOL Disks

WBAM FM Chicago - Mate Match

Dont You Hate It When

Ways to irritate a Telemarketer

How To Beat A Speeding Ticket.

Dear Mr Abby

Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners

Consumer Labels

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Ways To Annoy

Question and Answer

A letter from one neighbor to another

Manisms

Hunters

Home Remedies

Your Age in Chocolate

Archaeologist

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