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Trump Gets Handsy With Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman

They’re having a blast.

Mormon Women Are Buying Their New Church-Approved Underwear Off the Black Market

Did you say, “Church-approved underwear”?

Joe Burrow Is Being Transvestigated on TikTok

Eventually, they come for us all.

45% of Men Aged 18-25 Have Never Asked a Woman Out

It’s not going to be okay.

Brown Rats Have Learned to Hunt Bats and Scientists Are Stoked

Coinbase CEO Ends Earnings Call by Reading List of Words Prediction Markets Bet He’d Say

Nerds are rigging earnings calls.

ICE Asked to Knock It Off for One Day so Kids Can Trick-Or-Treat

Sorry, kids. They said no.

NEO, the $20,000 Home Robot, Can’t Close a Dishwasher

So what exactly am I paying for?

People Are Using AI to Make SNAP Recipients Look Bad

Ask yourself this: Who benefits from spreading misinformation about poor people?

Rare Lynx Spotted In Spain Looks Like a Person In a Fursuit

You can’t convince me that isn’t someone in a fursuit.

Virginia Police Wasted 100 Hours Investigating a Social Media Prank

Joke's on them.

Unpaid TSA Employee Aren’t Showing Up for Work

Would you work for free?

San Francisco’s New Mayor Desperately Wants to Be a Content Creator

Everyone is a creator these days.

New Department of Homeland Security Video Features Italian Model from ‘Roman Towel Boys’ Memes

If you know who Gio Scottii is, you’re chopped.

Rumors of Trump’s Demise Are Spreading Online Again

Here we go again

ChatGPT Is Getting Into Shopping

They promised us AGI, but instead, we got integrated Etsy checkouts.

The White House Promotes CBD Drops as the Cure-All to Aging

Cannabis stocks are up today after President Trump shared a video on Truth Social touting the senior health benefits of cannabidiol (CBD).

Kash Patel Says the FBI Is Investigating the ‘Hand Signals’ Given Near Charlie Kirk Moments Before His Death

Kash Patel said the FBI is investigating all leads in the assassination of Charlie Kirk, no matter how outlandish they may be.

Taylor Swift’s Longtime Stalker Has Gone Missing

She didn’t “take him out,” if that’s what you’re thinking.

The Department of War Is Conducting Military Exercises Over Houston

Hey Houston, don't look up.

American Content Creators Are Scared for Their Lives

In the wake of Charlie Kirk’s assassination, politicians are bolstering their security details and content creators are starting to second guess making public appearances.

Did Dak Prescott Spit on Jalen Carter First?

Football is back, baby.

Tornado Hits News Station As They’re Reporting on It

Coming to you live from the heart of the action!

Someone Tried to Drive from Long Island to New York on the Subway Tracks

Cheaper than subway fare these days, amirite?

British Farmers Are Ready to Use Nuclear Weapons to Settle a Dispute with the Government, Says Sky News

I didn’t think they had it in them!