A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...
By imdave77
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me...
By Ryan1966
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...
By bcems33
One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow...
By osiris0900
One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...
By thelegendery
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the...
By breena
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes...
By mangwow
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied,...
By lorddread
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you...
By theo2
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies. The local undertaker tell...
By guinness13494
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman,...
By dirtysanchez10
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the...
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...
By earthwormjerm
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...
By swifttallon
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...
Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed, and started to give him the business. She told him...
By ebaum
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was...
By poncecub
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on...
By Cbax819
Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's...
By GagOnMyShaft
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do...
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it...
By aangelcg
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a...
By ghoul_69
A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word". His friend: "What is the word?" The man: "I am...
Featured 17 years ago
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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept...
