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25 Bros Achieving Higher Consciousness Through Not Jerking Off

25 Bros Achieving Higher Consciousness Through Not Jerking Off

A certain subset of guys on Twitter seems to believe that not jacking off will basically give them superpowers.

By Cameron Fetter

Featured 7 months ago in Wtf

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

No one on Twitter knows what the stock market is.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 7 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Twitter is happily ignoring the economy and focusing on stupidity.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The excitement of Liberation Day was too much for Val Kilmer.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

An awful day if you hate being fooled or love the month of March.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

We're still feeling the consequences of the Oscar slap.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Sydney Sweeney is single and YOU get to date her next.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Leo DiCaprio has a new way to meet his next girlfriend.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

40 of the Funniest Tweets From This Week

40 of the Funniest Tweets From This Week

Being dumb online is an art.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

War plans are leaked and monkeys are doing surgery.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Weekend

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Weekend

Twitter is back in the office for the week and causing trouble.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Twitter is almost old enough to drink.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Let Twitter distract you from your ADHD.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Kramer killed JFK.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Twitter is at the forefront of revolutionary thought.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

The only day you can drunk tweet and not get in trouble.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Strange, dark nostalgia is in the air today.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The ninja turtles burnt their pizza.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Yoda strikes me as a vodka man but whatever.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

49 of the Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

49 of the Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

All these tweets are sponsored by Steak 'n Shake.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours

Twitter is hungover from the weekend and took Monday off.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

People are bravely fighting of the millions Vance faces invading the feed.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

Day 2 of 40 for the Mark Wahlberg Ash Wednesday Challenge.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The Vance Face Invasion will never end.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The 50 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

The economy is in free fall but Twitter soldiers on.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 9 months ago in Funny

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