It's officially Black Friday 2017, and you know what that means. Yup, more stories and videos of people getting crushed by crowds and men fighting over things they don't really need.
Below are some of the earliest looks at how crazy things have been this year.
1. Alabama Brawl Triggers Cop Involvement
These two ladies must have thought Black Friday was a call to war, because they didn't waste any time pulling on each other's hair and shouting like they stubbed their toe on a refrigerator. The cops quickly arrived to pull off some wrestling moves on these nutjobs.
2. Kmart Customer Gets Nasty With Employee
This vertical video features a customer throwing a Kmart employee into a merchandise stand. As if working there wasn't punishment enough.
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3. Out Of Control Black Friday Rush
You just have to see this insanity to believe it. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
4. The Battle Of The Vacuum
Both of these peaceful ladies were on a mission when they stepped foot into Walmart today: to buy a Shark vacuum for 30% off. This would make a great Shark commercial.
5. Turn Down Your Volume
This video is loud AF. Turn that crap down and then watch these barbarians start throwing haymakers over some Chinese-made electronics.