guess what everbody!

toothpaste is dangerous!!!

the key ingrediant of toothpaste is FLOURIDE...Guess what FLOURIDE is... An isotope of FLOURINE...Guess what FLOURINE is... THE MOST DEADLY ELEMENT ON THE PERIODIC TABLE!!!!!!!Also, toothpaste is made in factories that use vast quantities of ANTIFREEZE... From time to time ANTIFREEZE leaks into the toothpaste, in turn you put this shit in ur mouth and inevitably swallow isome of it. this can cause damage to your internal systems similar to the effects of mummification.

ANTIPERSPIRENTS: guess what antiperspirents do... fuck with your immune system!!!

Ever had someone tell you "don't put that in your mouth you don't know were it's been"?... Ever consider were everything has been? Think about all the chemicals you use daily... Nail polish remover can KILL you!!! Some dish soaps can blind you... and we use this shit daily? like fuck people come on... stop putting chems in your system... or just go smoke some meth... that works too... but to the opposite effect...

oh and a preventative note, if what i just said about tooth paste scares you, consider this, pioneers used toaste srumbs and mint leaf to brush their teeth, it's surprisingly effective...