So iwas out running this morning and just when i was finishin up, i decuided i was hungry and should get some brekfast. So i stopped in a mcdonalds and got me a bacon mcMufffin.

   The bitch behing the counter was a  black chick, and she was all like 'mumble mumble', so i asked her if she would mind repeating what she said, becaiuse i didnt undertsand anything she mumbled.

  so she said something like wekkum to middonnads camake yo odor.

  I odored the bacon muffin shit, and a orange juice, and that bitch fucked that up and gave me a sausage muffin and a coffee. I drank the coffee, but after i ate like haldf the fucking muffin i went back to the counter and said THIS IS A SAUAGE MUFFIN BITCH I ASKEED FOR BACON.

   she got the mangr and they said that since i already ate half the muffin they couldn't gimme the bacon one.

   I was like why? I mean, your not gonna sell that muffins, right? Fuck, theyr just gonna throw that shit out, so why not give me my right order.?

   Fucking black people. I bet if itr was white dudue, he would have got my order right the first time, because white people are good at shit.

   Next time im videoing that shit, and im gonna post it here. People need to see how stupid the fucking blacks are.

   reakll;y, how hard is it to repeat a food odor into a microphone.?

   Now i want a fucking cookie.