Greetings all (lick bag).  Tough day on the job today.  People were actually trying to make me WORK.  Regardless, I went into my office and closed the door to escape.  First, I let out an eight octave fart.  After that, I decided to write this haiku:

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

Please feel free to try to top this masterpiece.