What is it like to be an eskimo . I mean damn its cold as fuck all the time and you live in a igloo made from ice. How the hell do you heat something like that anyways. You have to carve thru the ice just to go fishin your beer frozen solid as a rock.You hop back on your dog sled and go home and eat some blubber with your dogs who wont shut up all damn nite cause wolfs are getting to close. When you step out to piss you end up with a dickcicle. Walking around on tennis rackets all day in 15 ft. snow . You got to deal with six months of daylight and six months of darkness. All the time wondering why didnt your ancestors make it to Hawaii. I dont know but Ive been told eskimo pussy is mighty cold if I find out Ill let you know until then fuck being a eskimo.